Wando La Maquina 🤖

JCSU Alumnus | AE Nupe

[Nick Akridge @nick_akridge]

Do the commanders lead the NFL in the sorry we fucked this penalty up category?

[Chad Ryan @ChadwikoTWW]

Jayden Daniels has, BY FAR, the shortest amount of time before the pocket collapses in the entire NFL.

League average is 2.3 seconds.

The #Commanders give Daniels 1.5 seconds.

It is a huge issue that is holding the offense back.

[⚜️ @yassm_shasm]

This is insane

[IVAN/MIZZAY/HE/HIM @imkbrad]

HCs def hit diff in the middle of nowhere when the whole shit is really centered around the school/alumni and not the city/visitors.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Damn maybe we are pussy

[Wando La Maquina 🤖 @WandoDaMachine]

Type shit I mean when I say there will be signs lmao

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner

“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”

“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”

[Drenchmansports @drenchmansports]

I gotta get me some money man

[Charles Jay @CharlesFromWork]

Whatever Jill Scott got, she got that too. I can’t explain it.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.

[Harley🧛🏿 @niggasensei_]

fryin me bro i couldnt believe when nigga turned the camera around

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Pablo Torre tracked down Wu-Tang Clan’s legendary one-of-a-kind album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, famously purchased by Martin Shkreli for $2 million,

and played it for Method Man for the first time 🔊

[Wale @Wale]

@Halfcourtcurry3 How many streams have u seen me on? THIS why a lot of established artist don't take some streamers seriously . I just share what I like to MY platform. Also. I gotta tell u . Ur so cool for showin us u have lean. I'm blown away

[Wando La Maquina 🤖 @WandoDaMachine]

On my 4th manager in less than 2 years. I think it might be time

[Wando La Maquina 🤖 @WandoDaMachine]

Lmao dawg

[CALLUM ABROAD @CallumAbroad]

Dark Tourism 🧵

1. Bin Laden Compound #Abbottabad Pakistan 🇵🇰

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Boy this was a HUGE mistake. 😂😂

[Tiller56 (Hogs Haven) @Tiller56]

Keep blowing this up Warren. It’s a big issues and the NFL needs to step in and take some accountability for their HORRIBLE officials.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

if you watched the NFL and thought something didn't feel right, you're not alone:

#1 most flags in over a decade

thru 4 weeks, refs are impacting the most CRITICAL moments of games most:

#1 most red zone penalties per game by offenses in history
#1 most penalties on 3rd/4th downs in the second half of games in history

and 17 touchdowns nullified by penalty! (vs only 5 in 2025 & 4 in 2024)

Refs are impacting the most important moments of games unlike we've ever seen before in the NFL, and even some of the coaches are speaking up

full analysis and historical data:
https://t.co/Q2JhqaNtwi

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

A few thoughts on the refs in London since the NFL can’t fine me.

[Josh Harris SZN @matt_umd]

Not pass interference