Lord Byron, Ph.D.

Cognito Ergo Sum #festie #coys

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

A note to my friends who still back Trump:

I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking.

Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways.

And the green water?

A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water.

Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper.

That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it.

The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own.

Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about.

Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought.

Prove them wrong.

[Chuck Garfien @ChuckGarfien]

White Sox progress.

2026: 40-37
2025: 40-69
2024: 40-121

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

Lionel Messi is a force of nature

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

It’s B, and it’s not remotely close.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You have a month long vacation in the Midwest this summer. You can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?

[Hogan Rapid Response @mattgonter]

You don't know shit about soccer in America, bitch. Us liberals have been cheering for the US National Team since meatheads like you were deriding the sport as "gay."

[USMNT Ultras @USMNTultras]

Scrolling the timeline and liking every USA post

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

Bro, if we do this as the walk out for the knockout round, we might win the whole damn thing! #usmnt

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

the average American when it's time for 4 Nations hockey and world cup

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

Bout that time

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

This is fucking electric

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Genuinely the best thing that can happen to American soccer culture is to lean in to what makes us unique with our college football culture opposed to doing our version of European soccer culture

College gameday style atmospheres is a great start

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

USA ADVANCES TO THE KNOCKOUT

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

💯

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Mark Buehrle

That guy rocked.

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

Accurate

[qǝlɐɔ @EMAWCaleb]

Watching Poch ball after 7 years of Gregg Berhalter

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

@Philly_Mays Fuck yeah welcome brother

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic to USMNT fans: “If you didn’t believe before, I will repeat. Start believing. They have the country behind them, and when you have this support, it’s difficult to beat you.”

🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️❤️

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

@Billie_T As a long time American spurs supporter, I respect him, but I feel bad for him 😂

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

MAURICIO POCHETTINO HES MAGIC YOU KNOW

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

@zo_demalia Wait it out

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

This goes hard

[ESPN @espn]

BELIEVE IT! 🇺🇸

The United States wins their first two group stage matches at the World Cup for the first time since 1930 🙌

[Lord Byron, Ph.D. @WangDaddy7]

Seeing American twitter love the USMNT warms my heart