delulubutwise🎀

I talk exactly how I tweet. I beat men.

[chebetonsteroids @Iam_ronoh]

Heri tu wakuite mbaya

[delulubutwise🎀 @Wangaa__]

Sundays are for solo dates❤️

[delulubutwise🎀 @Wangaa__]

@osumo_brad na hii Mia tano yangu naweza kula nyama yako ama nikunywe lemon and ginger quarter???😭

[delulubutwise🎀 @Wangaa__]

Mimi ni muongo ukichagua kuniamini shauri yako

[‏ً @fwcodex]

when you realize all your efforts didn't change a thing

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gui!!!

[Drebae @Drebae_]

They weren’t lying when they said you wake up one day & just don’t care anymore 😭😭 No warning, no dramatic shit, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Me coming to God asking for my daily bread… and a little extra for the bills.

[Owino L @Lenis_Owino]

Your stingy boyfriend wondering how you got your nails done

[CIA Antoh @Antohny_gb]

For Utumishi girls students🥲

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

to do list:
1. buy a gun
2. name the gun kindness
3. kill people with kindness

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

America's errand boy

Tuma police Haiti...yes sir
Chukua watu wa Ebola..yes sir
President wa kutumwa Jacket kwa gari

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me putting everything in God because I am a girl with a Father who says, “cast all your burdens onto Me, for I care for you.”

[Nyagz 🌹😚 @RNyagss]

Cheating on me would really hurt( and I'd leave ofc) but finding out you also sent her something small?? Aki wah I might as well kms.

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

After a certain age I have no sympathy for sad stories. Mine was sad too.
You either grow or you fold.

[Karizz🔥 @karizdavirgin]

Tulia hio dawa itembee polepole boisss

[omiee ꨄ @Omieexoxo]

Fully furnished house and a job that pays well that I actually love🤷🏾‍♀️

[Lola Bunny @lelzandco]

Eh mother of zero needs a very long hug right now.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Dear Diary..

I’m officially done mourning the life I thought I would have by now . God’s timing, God’s willing, God’s way.