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Love grows like a plant

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇮🇱Netanyahu: "We’ve survived empires."

🇮🇷Araghchi: "What empires? Your country is younger than my dad." 🤣

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

The white man comes to legally work in your land, you call them expatriates.

You go to legally work in their land, they call you immigrants.

Taking note.

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Ma'am, there will be no counting of votes at Bomas.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Wild animals are dying in our national parks due to cyanide poisoning. It started with Elephants, it's now affecting other animals. Sodium cyanide is used to extract gold during mining, and reports indicate that water sources in Amboseli have been contaminated. Illegal mining is happening in our National parks. Kenyans need to raise their voices. Our wildlife must not be sacrificed to protect the interests of cartels.

[SPY @spyderrmann]

Messi scored a total of 672 goals for Barcelona with 205 penalties.

Ronaldo scored a total of 450 goals for Real Madrid with 28 penalties.

But guess who they’re calling penaldo 😂🤡

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Messi is on Instagram posting 900+ goals as achievements 😂😂😂

He did a Gold plaque for his 900 plus goals.

But they swore Ronaldo 1k Goals doesn’t mean anything 😂😂

See you soon.

Siuu.

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

Ronaldo in juventus promised a ruthless defensive atletico madrid who just defeated them 2-0 that they shouldn’t celebrate yet because he will make sure he scores three to turn it around.

they played second leg and he scored hat-trick, i witnessed audacity and self belief live.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Background guy anakaa the cop in Rex Maasai case

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Mmeanza kuokota matakataka along the way 🚮

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Every citizen has a voice Na Tuki kuambia uwache kutuibia unatuua?

[TheLongWolf @jeffvsdaworld]

AHP was so successful that slum dwellers filled the parking space with their cars

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Alijaribu ku argue na mimi mambo ya kuku akakwama. Sasa ameingia mambo ya preamble ya katiba. Ole wake.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Bro is always talking about the success of Asian countries but always leaves out how they made corruption a crime punishable by death 😂

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Local man discovers the constitution in his 4th year of a 5 year term

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ata kwa soko watu huacha kile wanafanya kuangalia mwendawazimu.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​In Iran, 7 men were arrested for "gang rape" and forced to beg for mercy and forgiveness from a young girl.

​The girl refused, saying they had taken her honor, and refused to forgive them for their crime; all were sentenced to death by hanging.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Ruto Accused of Using Proxy Firm to Acquire De La Rue Kenya Stake — https://t.co/LARTnwbotT

[Iron Lady. (African Jacana) @2njerii]

Sema walai ??? Can cheat !!? Kalamba down ??

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cristiano Ronaldo is currently Portugal's top scorer in 2026.

This means he's been Portugal national team's top scorer in EVERY year since 2005. 🤯

[G-Axis @GAxisInfo]

🚨 BREAKING:

🇪🇺 Europe: "Please open the Strait of Hormuz; our energy grid is failing!"

🇮🇷 Iran: "Tell your masters in Washington to recall their warships first. There is no free oil for warmongers."