Wannah Heeg

the only thing I’m not good at is modesty

[Wannah Heeg @WannahHeeg]

Oh my god mom no please delete it

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

The wistful sigh of a girl with burger related desires

[Terry O'Connor @tf_oconnor]

if a life long best friend’s dad says your name, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[wife guy @nataliapilled]

wrestling with the idea of taking on a management role at work……… possibly as a form of self harm

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man sorry for being weird and evil last night. It’s just that I’m weird and evil

[gabriella @iloveyou52blue]

My period is due and I can’t watch the technique my boyfriend uses to peel potatoes cos it makes me want to break up with him

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

might fuck around and become unresponsive to stimuli. just to fuck with this researcher's experiment

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

I am BEGGING hotels to start putting real doors on bathrooms again

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Dishing out likes on hinge while poop is actively coming out of my butt

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Hey mom how are you. Hows my week going? (turned into the ghost rider for 30 minutes yesterday and killed a bus full of people) Ive just been chilling

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[dr. cucumber @cucumberPhD]

(using two fries like a pair of chopsticks to pick up a third fry) What is the electoral college

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[Jebediah @itsJebediah]

how the fuck did he do that!?

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

living with your parents in your 20s

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i’d be the first on love island to have a bush

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[Sean @panoptisean]

You are hereby sentenced to eating the food you have at your house

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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