Waraq

Not investment advice.

[Andrew Augustus @AndrewAugustus]

My current power rankings for the World Cup
1. Germany 🇩🇪
2. USA 🇺🇸
3. Sweden 🇸🇪
4. Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
5. South Korea 🇰🇷
Then everyone else

[Andrew Augustus @AndrewAugustus]

Gus Goes West

[Goose @rwhitegoose]

The GoldenEye 007 Backrooms

[best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos]

She never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Ban AI in politics

[Waraq @WaraqCoin]

@wizechukz @DiscussingFilm “Gingerbread”

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand the details of Trump's deal with Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Wild Wings in Scranton.

[Waraq @WaraqCoin]

@wizechukz @DiscussingFilm Gingerbread man is a cookie

[Waraq @WaraqCoin]

@wizechukz @DiscussingFilm Gingerbread man is a cookie

[Waraq @WaraqCoin]

@wizechukz @DiscussingFilm “BBLs are woke now”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bob Odenkirk has returned as Saul Goodman in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

[Waraq @WaraqCoin]

@wizechukz @DiscussingFilm “BBLs are woke now”

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Not enough people saying Season 5 as their favorite

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

Elaine sits across from Jerry and George, furious.

ELAINE: I think I’m being ghosted.

JERRY: Ghosted?

ELAINE: I bled on his sheets.

Jerry stops mid-sip.

JERRY: You what?

ELAINE: I bled. A little. On his sheets.

JERRY: On the sheets?

ELAINE: Yes, Jerry. On the sheets. Where else would it happen, the drapes?

JERRY: I don’t know. I just feel like sheets are sacred. They’re the final barrier between man and mattress.

GEORGE: What color were they?

ELAINE: White.

GEORGE: Arrogant. White sheets are arrogant.

JERRY: Very arrogant.

GEORGE: White sheets say, “Nothing human will ever happen here.”

ELAINE: It was barely anything! He acted like I threw a body in his bed.

JERRY: I’m not a blood guy.

ELAINE: Nobody is asking you to be a blood guy.

JERRY: Some men are blood guys.

GEORGE: I could be a blood guy.

JERRY: You faint when you cut a tomato.

GEORGE: I don't like the juices!

ELAINE: Anyway, I apologized, I helped him take the sheets off, I offered to buy him new ones, and then he gave me a side hug.

JERRY: Side hug? That’s not a hug. That’s a hallway maneuver.

ELAINE: Exactly! And now he hasn’t answered me in a week and a half.

GEORGE: Wait. You offered to buy him new sheets?

ELAINE: Yes.

GEORGE: And he ghosted before receiving the sheets?

JERRY: Rookie mistake.

GEORGE: Amateur. You accept the sheets, then disappear slowly. That’s etiquette.

ELAINE: You’re both disgusting.

GEORGE: I wouldn’t stop at sheets.

ELAINE: Of course you wouldn’t.

GEORGE: The bed is compromised.

JERRY: Nothing happened to the bed.

GEORGE: I’m saying t did. Psychologically, I couldn’t sleep there. I’d need a new mattress.

ELAINE: You would use a woman’s embarrassment to get a new bed?

GEORGE: Not use. Position.

JERRY: Ah. Romance.

GEORGE: “I’m not angry. I’m hurt. I don’t blame you. I blame the mattress.” Then I let her arrive there naturally.

ELAINE: Naturally?

GEORGE: Through guilt.

Kramer bursts in and slides into the booth.

KRAMER: What’s this about sheets?

JERRY: Elaine bled on a man’s bed.

Kramer lights up.

KRAMER: Well, that’s fantastic.

ELAINE: Fantastic?

KRAMER: I prefer a woman on her period.

JERRY: Of course you do.

KRAMER: It’s earthy, Jerry. It’s honest. The body is speaking.

JERRY: Mine is asking to leave.

ELAINE: Why would you prefer that?

KRAMER: No mystery. No games. A woman on her period knows exactly what she wants.

ELAINE: Which is?

KRAMER: Usually soup.

JERRY: You’ve built an entire romantic philosophy around soup and menstruation.

KRAMER: I’ve lived.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

This would cause a greater recession than 2008

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

China economy weakens further in May, per CNBC

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: New U.S. housing construction falls to its weakest pace since 2020.

[𝖕𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖙💦 @pussyrrriot]

Russia is burning a cathedral older than Moscow itself

While putin lies in your face about “spiritual values” and “defending believers.”

putin's regime doesn't have any values besides murder, rape and destruction

[𝖕𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖙💦 @pussyrrriot]

in CYKA i sampled a one-hour propaganda hit piece Russian state TV ran while we were in prison in 2012

i managed to scare them - so badly that they called me Pannochka, Gogol's Ukrainian witch 🇺🇦
i'll take that