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He/They | ♥️@sadgrl1992 | XXX | 2/1 Haste Prowess First Strike

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My 2020 goal was to lose a few pounds. Turns out I've lost all my weight and rejected my corporeal form by uploading my consciousness to the cloud.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

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@JohnJDodge @VeggieWagonYee Are you asking if it's legal in standard?

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Clean pants mean a lot to a guy who shits on the floor

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When TikTok gets banned, we're going back to quoting movies over and over again for entertainment.

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@Bryant_Cook I feel like opening Allen and Ginter packs would feel 1000X better than opening play boosters.

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@GavinVerhey Mulldrifter

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I thought they worked with another cat in the hat.

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

Man loses it when his coworker dresses up as him for Halloween.. 🤣

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@StarCityGames Still bummed about no Texas SCG.

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@BoshNRoll

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Out: only saying happy holidays in December.
In: saying happy holidays year round.

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@aYoCharlieJo Yeah

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@fleshsimulator We're all wearing Vostok now

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@fleshsimulator I carry an Exceed Designs Tirant Razor because I hate carrying a dull knife.

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I bet Ted Kacyznski love the Costco Guys.

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@ComedIanMTG

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@polarseltzer69 I have the opposite problem. I have to buy everything in tall sizes. Until adulthood, I never had a jacket that covered my belt that wasn't 3 sizes too big.

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@plantnard Noooo

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Feeding Sonic Drive In Chili Cheese Coney Slim Jims to a Victorian child: this is what meat tastes like in the future. This is chicken pork and beef.

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And what's great about America is we get to do our assassinations with real guns and not contraptions.

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