Colette

Darkspawn and all that.

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

Orange is...such a....-wince- lovely color. Truly!

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*eyes narrow* Her cheek isn't even orange. HMPH.

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Oh my Maker, @AsCitadelTurns is on! I wonder if @Fem_CmdrShepard is watching it, or too busy stuffing donut holes in her face.

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*Leaves a orange wrapped gift for @Kaidan_Alenko *

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@hotdocsr2 *satisfied grin* Excellent.

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@hotdocsr2 *happy squee before calming herself* Ehhrm. Thank you, Ethan. That was very kind of you.

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@hotdocsr2 *float sip* What?! So she FAKED the paternity test results?! I can't believe I've missed so much....

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@hotdocsr2 *takes the float with a bright smile* And that's before they find out if the surgery was even going to work.....

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@hotdocsr2 @ascitadelturns *gasp* No! Yes! This is going to be amazing! *takes a seat next to him*

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@hotdocsr2 *walks in with popcorn with a sing-songy tune* @AsCitadelTurns is on....

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

*leaves a note for @Kaidan_Alenko LIKE THAT* "Kaidan, I've missed our talks. When you get this, come find me in the armory" -Colette

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

*leaves a "gift" for @Fem_CmdrShepard labeled: "For Fatty (scratched out) Sheplard (scratched out) Brunette Shepard"*

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@WarHoundMabari *HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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@Fem_CmdrShepard OH YEAH? WELL YOU ARE A -FAT- THING!!!!!! *hmph* *Journeys to coffee maker*

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@Fem_CmdrShepard THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING!!!!!!!

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@Fem_CmdrShepard HAH YOU WISH! KEEP DELUDING YOURSELF ABOUT MY BRICK CASTLE FIGURE!!!!! BRUNETTES ARE ALWAYS AS DIM AS THEIR HAIR!!!!!

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@Fem_CmdrShepard *SMACK* DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO TELL WHAT YOU NOT TO DO!!!!!! *tosses Found Cake in her face* TRY NOT TO EAT IT ALL!!!!!!

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@Fem_CmdrShepard *quickly equips pillow and WHACK!* YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING YOU DULL HAIRED HARLOT!

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@Fem_CmdrShepard OH LOOK, I HAVE THAT SAME AMMO!!!!! *thinks about him LIKE THAT*

[Colette @Warden_Colette]

@Fem_CmdrShepard -BRIGHTER AND FIERCER THAN ANYTHING ELSE. AND I GET HELMET HAIR, DON'T TELL HIM!!!!!!!