Commander Shepard

I'm a Spectre. I'm an Alliance officer. I'm a marine. And I'm ready to give my life if I have to.

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

Funny...I feel like some version of myself has woken up after a six year long sleep. *yawns*

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@kalaelizabeth I'm already in a strictly professional and entirely appropriate relationship with @Kaidan_Alenko, but I'm very flattered by the interest.

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

We just got another standard issue Mako. Apparently it’s been given some upgrades. I...have been burnt too many times by those promises, so I’ll just wait and see what @Kaidan_Alenko and @CrprlJenkins say.

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner @XO_Pressly @normandycat I know! *I* don't even have a cape! *is suddenly struck by the injustice of that*

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

*goes looking for @Conrad_Verner...an odd experience, since usually the reverse seems to happen*

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner @XO_Pressly That may be so, but...*lowers her voice to a whisper* ...did you know he's the only crew member on board who wears a cape? *to herself* Well, except for that one time that @normandycat...but that doesn't count.

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner Janitor? Oh! You must mean @XO_Pressly! He's not a janitor. He's the XO! ...*lowers her voice to a conspiratorial whisper* He's *very* important.

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner *claps him on the shoulder in a friendly way* Well, it was *mumblecoughs* of you to stop by, Conrad! Let me walk you to the airlock.

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner *looks at him with some suspicion*

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner ...*Almost* no casualties?

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner It's certainly a surprise all right! I would've thought you'd be far too busy poking around crates to come by. How have you been?

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner *forces a laugh* I see you got so tired of waiting for me to ask you that you invited yourself!

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@Conrad_Verner *imnediately reaches for her sidearm, spinning around* Oh! *lowers her weapon* You shouldn't sneak up on people like that!

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@XO_Pressly @Kaidan_Alenko @Capt_Anderson @Warden_Alistair @Warden_Colette *sighs* I'll go and have a word with him. He's harmless, really.

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

@XO_Pressly @Kaidan_Alenko *really touched* Thank you, Pressly, LT. That means a lot to me. *feels the urge to glomp, but knows it's not appropriate*

[Commander Shepard @Fem_CmdrShepard]

*on her way to the trash compactor, arms full of depleted lint rollers and associated fur-covered debris*