Normandy Cat

*chews contentedly at the corner of the personal terminal*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@Conrad_Verner @XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard *accepts the offering graciously, putting his approval*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@Conrad_Verner @XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard *sniffs the "Found Treat" suspiciously*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@Conrad_Verner @XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard *sniffs his hand cautiously*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@Conrad_Verner @XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard *appears...nearly instantaneously upon being summoned, in a cloud of shed silky black fur*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@Fem_CmdrShepard @Kaidan_Alenko @XO_Pressly @CrprlJenkins *meanwhile, is throwing up a hairball onto her favorite boots*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@Fem_CmdrShepard @Kaidan_Alenko *long, glorious tail, thank you very much...also, razor sharp clawsers*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@Fem_CmdrShepard @WarHoundMabari *...meanwhile, has made himself a comfortable bed in her locker and is busy shedding all over her uniform*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *likewise with the grooming. laplaplap*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *stretches out luxuriously and begins to meticulously groom his own long, glorious tail*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *watches the clumsy oaf spinning around in circles in bemusement, scornfully deciding that only lesser life forms are obsessed with their own tails*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *pounces in an attempt to catch the furiously wagging tail!*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *little pink tongue -much more refined than the clumsy oaf's- slips out to carefully taste the frosting*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *sniffs Found Cake suspiciously*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *...despite looking very sulky, decides to allow this*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *...!!!!! Vanity wins out and he immediately begins grooming himself obsessively in an attempt to remove the shame of having been marked thus by the clumsy oaf*

[Normandy Cat @normandycat]

@WarHoundMabari *overcomes his disgust and bats gingerly at the clumsy oaf's grotesque excuse for paws*