Conrad Verner

You wanna see how far I'll go? I learned how to shove a gun in people's faces from *Commander Shepard*.

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@Fem_CmdrShepard @XO_Pressly @normandycat -visibly intrigued- They don’t let just anyone wear capes...

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@Fem_CmdrShepard @XO_Pressly -skeptically- He was dusting a console when I got here...

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@Fem_CmdrShepard -wide smile- Oh, I’m in no hurry, Shepard! Your ship is great. Though -whispers- you might want to do something about your janitor. He isn’t very friendly.

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@Fem_CmdrShepard -oblivious smile-

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@Fem_CmdrShepard .... -not-so-subtle subject change- That’s enough about me! How are you??

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@Fem_CmdrShepard Oh, I’ve been great. I saved an entire colony from the *Reapers.* ... Well, turns out there weren’t any Reapers, but there could have been! And there were almost no casualties, either.

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@Fem_CmdrShepard I know, isn't it great? -beams- I thought I'd just surprise you!

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@Fem_CmdrShepard -ignores that- This ship is amazing, Shepard! I can't believe you've never invited me here before.

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@normandycat @XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard -beams at him, waiting patiently-

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@normandycat @XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard -offers a cat treat, likely stolen from some rummaged-through crate-

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@normandycat @XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard -delighted- You must be the cat that nice janitor was talking about! -bends down to pet him- If you're Commander Shepard's cat, I bet you know how to be truly *extreme.*

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard !!!!! -immediately sprints to the corner to stand and wait for @normandycat-

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard -waves, calling after him- Bye, Mr. Sanitation Officer! Remember: people like you are the real heroes!

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard Ohhh. You probably want my autograph, huh? Here. -grabs his datapad and signs the back of it. in permanent marker- There you go!

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard @normandycat Did you say cat?! I love cats!

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard ... -oblivious laugh- Oh, sorry! You probably prefer "sanitation officer", huh? -pats him on the shoulder- Good for you. Don't let anyone talk down to you. The Alliance needs everyone, after all!

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard -kindly- It's okay, I was really intimidated the first time I met @Fem_CmdrShepard. I know it's intimidating to meet Alliance heroes, but we're really just regular people, like you!

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard -gentle smile- Oh, don't worry. I'm qualified to handle the Normandy controls. I learned how to press buttons from *Commander Shepard*. Are you the Normandy's janitor?

[Conrad Verner @Conrad_Verner]

@XO_Pressly @Fem_CmdrShepard -ignoring the valid question, reaches out to touch one of the buttons, kind of definitely getting smudges on it- What does this do?!