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[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Dear Mrs. Thomas:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban your husband from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Thomas, are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras:

1. June15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked “where is the fitting room?”

And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly,
'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

[Guitar Gods Unleashed @gguworld]

"Painkiller" is one of the hardest songs in metal to play and an almost impossible one to sing.

Here it is at a park festival in Japan, in daylight, next to a road sign, with the bass player in shorts.

They absolutely go for it.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘SPACEBALLS’ cinematic universe has been revealed.

[Justin @Warhero988]

@Zizaran But why is Bingo on the stove…

[Chris Motionless @ChrisMotionless]

Playing God. Tomorrow 10am EST.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Skenes Day: Celebrate Opening Day. 5 followers will get BRAND NEW Paul Skenes jerseys. If he strikes out 6 Mets. And the Buccos win the game. All you have to do is 1) Repost this. And 2) Follow me. Good Luck and Go Bucs!

[Justin @Warhero988]

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[PhD_Genie @PhD_Genie]

When your typo gets published

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

T.J. Watt passed his brother in career sacks while JJ was on the call 🫶

(via @NFL)

[Ben @benkenobi2020]

To celebrate Gears of War E-DAY we are giving away 10 Gears of War/Xbox collector coins!

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[Justin @Warhero988]

@WoTModernArmor Why’s the rum always gone? *stands up
Oh…that’s why

[Justin @Warhero988]

@chadtyson master of puppets or for whom the bell tolls for #deepcuts please and thank you 🤘🏻

[Justin @Warhero988]

Fun game

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@ThePoniExpress Only the Steelers can lay a huge fucking egg against the giants, Tomlin living in his fears and playing down to the skill level of the giants

[Justin @Warhero988]

@GamewithDave

[Justin @Warhero988]

@AustinRBechtold Not to rain (no pun intended) it’s gonna storm tonight

[Pitt Football @Pitt_FB]

CUE THE SONG 😼

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