Warlizard

I write stuff. Books mostly. Niche internet micro celebrity. Gulf War vet. Had an odd life.

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@entylawyer Damn you'd think he flew in to an Israeli rave on Oct 7th.

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If someone is a jerk to you, they're an asshole.

If EVERYONE is a jerk to you, you're the asshole.

[Jessica Pin @jess_ann_pin]

No I wouldn't have. At 34, I had a hot, 6'4" 27 year old repeatedly giving me ultimatums to commit.

If anything I had too many options. I would have hundreds of matches. I would keep a rotating list of 10 ranked prospects.

At 35, after a breakup with a guy who admitted just lying the whole time, I was going on 5 dates a week and my standards were not high. I did actually go out with a 53 year old but the sex was terrible so I bounced. The guys who did finally want to date me seriously were the hottest ones and my age. I fell for one but then freaked out over a perceived dealbreaker because I was scared to get hurt again.

I never have lacked options. The problem is figuring out if men are real options or just wasting my time.

Since 36, I have been telling guys I do not want to date unless they are looking for marriage and kids. Every guy says he is down. I even had a whole contract at one point.

I am now 40 and my friend of 6 years told me he had been into me this whole time. I said I do not want to date except for marriage and kids.

He said our kids would be supermodels who look like me. He had remembered so many details about me over the years and had saved a bunch of candids he took that I didn't even know about from when we met.

I believed him. Honestly at this point I think he was genuine and that I screwed up by being pushy and then kind of an asshole, as people have explained.

There is still no lack of options, and if I go to a bar and walk around it's going to be the hottest guys who talk to me not the other way around. But I apparently have to assume most are just liars and fuckboys.

I also do not like older men. I do prefer younger and I reject double standards about this. Women have just as much right to choose what we like as men do and should be able to trust that men trying to date us are not just fuckboys lying. Honestly I think the young ones are less likely to be so. Any guy single and going for younger women at 55 is probably sexist and just going to keep trying to go for younger women. 🤮

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@intrepidreader Loved that line

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Amazing

[FAKEY FAKEY ✟ @4winds_]

New job interview rule:
If the interviewer is AI, you are legally required to bring an AI interpreter.

Do not go in raw. You will get cooked.

Watch what happens when the candidate has backup.

#AI #JobInterview #Hiring

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@Ratsuwest Don't tempt me

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Why do women block store aisles with their carts? Some sort of territorial thing?

So annoying

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@FreshSketty ಠ_ಠ

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Oh Ethan...

You never had a chance. The craziest person always wins and she is a walking land mine.

[Enty @entylawyer]

November 10, 2026
Blind Item #19

As for the girlfriend of the still married podcaster/streamer, she was visited by law enforcement for the death threats/AI video. She is not on a dating site. She does have a record. It is sealed. It involves what I discussed a few days ago about the married teacher. Multiple police reports were filed against her because the teacher and his wife felt they were in danger. Not sure how it got sealed. Was she a minor? So, the teacher was hooking up with his minor student and she went crazy. It could also be she requested it to be sealed and the teacher didn't want anyone to know what he had been doing, so agreed.

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@kjgillenwater Not me. Exclusively women in every store.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

American female spy at a bar in Beijing attempting to seduce a Chinese tech CEO:

“I have a boyfriend. And a master’s degree. Does that intimidate you? I’m a cunt. I’m a real bitch. I read 275 pornographic novels last year. Does that impress you? Can you even read? My water is about to get shut off, can you Venmo me $2,000? I’m 207 pounds. My ex-boyfriend abused me. I’ve had an abortion. Do you like my tattoos? They’re a muffin and a big ship.”

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@JCVD My Army buddies and I used to get together on Friday nights to watch Bloodsport.

Good damn times.

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@MBGA_Dave1966 @grok, List the top 50 countries in the world, sorted by the age that the average person has sexual intercourse, broken down by gender. Make a nice table.

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@HarryMudd1974 I liked him right up until he said our culture was degenerate and we needed his brothers to rescue us.

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So are we finally done with Vivek? I mean, he isn't going to run for anything else right?

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@ODindune When there was someone who could tell him "No", we got Guardians of the Galaxy.

When he was in charge we got Lanterns.

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James Gunn is exactly like every other genius creative type who got too much control.

He, like Mike Myers, George Lucas, and so many others need someone who can say No.

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@OfficialG4tv @TheRocketRalph My mom took me and my sister to musicals when were were little, so I saw Bye Bye Birdie, Guys and Dolls, South Pacific, West Side Story, etc.

Still like women. I guess it didn't take.

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@BillieBob7000 My very first job was cleaning out a pig pen.

We had pigs too.

Never had one try to cum in me though.

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Advice I never expect to use.

[☁️🦁 Saren @nekomatasaren]

Hello. Don't let pigs cum inside your urethra. Not only they fill up your bladder with cum quick, they secrete gel like substance at the end of ejaculation to prevent semen from leaking out, which effectively seals up your way to pee for days. A visit to ER is almost guaranteed.

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I feel badly for James Gunn's wife and brother.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Fuckity bye, pricks.

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@HarryMudd1974 If it does come up, I'll feign ignorance.