Warren Goldstuck

Writer-in-progress, porcupine juggler and man of many worlds.

[Max du Preez @MaxduPreez]

Question: how is R9bn+ public money best spent: on health, housing, education & rural development or on a failing, corrupt airline?

[Karabo Mokgoko 🦄🌞 @Karabo_Mokgoko]

This #ZumaVote will also show whether the problem lies with just the president or the party as a whole.

[Bobak Ferdowsi @tweetsoutloud]

Unacceptable. This has no place in science. https://t.co/2lg0aTlzhc

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

@klingonguy Great! My girlfriend is also keen. Where do we submit our email addresses?

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

@klingonguy Is it too late for new volunteers to pledge their swords?

[Tom Eaton @TomEatonSA]

As expected, a vote of #NoConfidence turned into a display of #NoConscience. They've sealed their fate for 2019.

[Akani M @Akanirelo]

So @SANRAL_za and their freeway improvement project gave us e-tolls and roads that are built like dams? #floods #linksfield

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

Seriously, America? You were supposed to be better than this.

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

I miss the days when everyone thought Trump was a joke who wouldn't get close to the nomination, let alone the presidency.

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

It was worth going through Nenegate to get to this point. I've never been more optimistic about the future of South Africa. #Mashaba

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

@klingonguy We got it in the US, but it seems to be available in SA: https://t.co/Qdj2iwoT6g

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

@klingonguy Great! He's her favourite character.

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

@klingonguy Congrats! My girlfriend wants to know if Pizlo will be back.

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

Went back to my car to retrieve a pen I thought I'd dropped and found five. If my car keeps it up, I'll never have to buy pens again.

[Jon Ironmonger @JonIronmonger]

Quiet news day on the @BBCNews Channel.

[Gus Silber @gussilber]

The State of the Nation Address is South Africa's answer to the Super Bowl, just with less decorum on the field of play.

[Scientific American @sciam]

Language could diagnose Parkinson's, ALS and schizophrenia before lab tests https://t.co/kPrqVe7xdc

[Open Culture @openculture]

The Chemistry Behind the Smell of Old Books: Explained with a Free Infographic https://t.co/LxgzYsjS30

[Warren Goldstuck @WarrenGoldstuck]

London's tourist attractions would be so much more attractive with fewer tourists in the way.

[Uncle Nino 🇿🇦 @ninohendricks]

Before you cry racism & conspiracy on the #ZumaMustFallMarch think back! Have you forgotten what he took from you?