Warren Sealock

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

.@elonmusk is insane.

Please, please RT this.

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

@aflashbak @DougStanhope sounds like a merch opportunity.

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

@paramountplus @thomaslennon No, haven’t seen it, because the @paramountplus service offered in Canada has SFA for content and doesn’t offer this movie. Why do I even pay for this service?

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

@jugojuice when are you opening the Bow Valley Square location? There are no other close locations (thanks to closures at BP and Suncor) and I need my Jugo!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweeting this accomplishes nothing.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck this shit.

Retweet if you agree.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

My interview with the totally not-dead, still-alive @LeonardSlatkin - who, despite the #Emmys #InMemoriam montage that indicated otherwise, is still very much with us.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you follow Me, could you please retweet this? I'm trying to call Twitter's attention to My broken follower count without resorting to striking their headquarters with lightning.

Which I still may do anyway.

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

@ScottAukerman @ComedyBangBang @MarkDuplass @netflix Except Netflix Canada that has, let’s see… NO episodes of @ComedyBangBang
Thanks, Scott!

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Spotted in Texas.

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

@NilssonArchive The Lottery Song - it’s the most genuine and beautiful song I can think of.

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

@xtcfans Book idea: your entire catalog in tablature.

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

@CTVCalgary @CBCCalgary These two articles explain each other.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis.

Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond.

Thanks,
God

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

First week of Donald Trump seen as disappointment for failing to produce promised destruction of United States. Optimism remains for week 2.

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

Remember how Indy became afraid of snakes after falling in a snake pit? That’s how I feel about Turkeys after seeing @altonbrown timeline.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Poll: Should I have bleeped the swear words to get a 15 Certificate?
Favourite for "Yes, you plonker" Or RT for "No. Fuck 'em." #DerekDVD

[Warren Sealock @WarrenSealock]

@robdelaney Best. Tweet. Ever.