Jordan

cargo shorts and hoodies

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@calldago Great now I won’t be able to get into 7/11 for a couple hours

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@Joedwiz $XRP

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@Joedwiz Can’t wait for it to explode

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@SamanthaShumat4 @matthewloop @POTUS Please enlighten me as to what your definition of an "assault weapon" is.

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@lukebryan You’re all just a bunch of whinny ass pansies who think your opinions and thoughts are the only correct ones

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@ChristieChats @maiio_o @elonmusk We haven’t worn a mask or even been in “lock down” for the longest time covid is mostly irrelevant

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@scheisskoter I love you papi

[Mark Anthony @Muskstaycalm]

Should we deploy Chinese @elonmusk as a decoy?

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

idk who needs to hear this but elon buying twitter is probably not going to change your life in any way whatsoever

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

There is truly nothing funnier than this MSNBC host ranting about what Elon Musk could do to Twitter, and accidentally giving a perfect description of how Twitter has actually operated for the last five years

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

Every liberal who says that they will leave Twitter if Elon Musk buys it will be back on the platform within a week

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Elon Musk is buying Twitter and everyone freaking out drives a Tesla. There’s never been a dumber time to be alive.

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@scheisskoter I would never do that to you😘

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

I feel like I’m climbing down a rope, but there’s no more rope to climb.

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

How do you find the motivation to go to the gym when you’re past the point of depression?

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@RaidAway I genuinely enjoyed ghost. Don’t understand why it gets the hate it does

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

When it’s been February for 20 seconds and they haven’t announced a new variant yet

[Jordan @WasOnceSwoll]

@pissygoblin I work those kind of hours and am definitely not just barely surviving I can afford most anything I want by working like that.