The Washington Posh

There is no bigger threat to our class interests than the political revolution the Sanders campaign is calling for, so we must do all we can to destroy them.

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

Bernie Sanders' unfavorable rating at my country club is 100%

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

We need leaders who are willing to compromise on these issues.

Medicare for all who want it AND Endless war for all who want it!

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

#winning

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

I like this dance! Whaddya say fans?

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

Buh? Who in their right mind would ever drink nice wine with the filthy rabble pictured on the left?!?

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

Making up only 0.0002% of our population, billionaires are the smallest minority. Their voices deserve to be heard too, and it's shameful that some of my opponents would rather marginalize them than lift them up.

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

Poll: Who are you supporting for President?

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

Crap. The rabble have gotten ahold of our smear bible

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

I believe in choice.
I trust Americans like Jeff here to make the right choices.
My “progressive” opponents are anti-choice.

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

BREAKING NEWS: Bernie Sanders endorsed by prominent Russians. Does this mean he’s a Putin puppet? We aren’t saying yes, but we aren’t saying no either.

[Kylee Jones @kylee_and_jesse]

BIG BERNIE NEWS: The Feminist Band Pussy Riot has Endorsed Bernie Sanders for President.

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

Pete is fighting for the people in our community. WaPosh is proud to endorse this experienced statesman.

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

Endorsed by Russians...how Trumpian.

[Kylee Jones @kylee_and_jesse]

BIG BERNIE NEWS: The Feminist Band Pussy Riot has Endorsed Bernie Sanders for President.

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

🥂

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

@proviewsusa @LiftTheeLeft @PeteButtigieg Anyone who hasn't drank wine with billionaires isn’t fit to lead this beautiful oligarchy.

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

The greatness of this brilliant leader counts as over 100 reasons alone.

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

Can you give me a good reason one person should have a BILLION dollars??

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

Unlike other politicians, I don't believe the American taxpayer should be footing the bill for millionaires and billionaires to get free mail delivery.

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

The only acceptable form of partisanship is chastising Bernie Sanders for not being a "real" Democrat.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Opinion: The only principle Republicans have left is partisanship https://t.co/Xgw25AwYfA

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

The appropriate way to fight anti-Semitism is to disingenuously opine and concern troll that anyone who cares about Palestinian rights is showing “troubling signs of anti-Semitism“. Trump has gone too far and needs to stick to the script.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Perspective: Why President Trump’s executive order to fight anti-Semitism is dangerous for Jews https://t.co/Cc5thDOzjN

[The Washington Posh @WashingtonPosh]

The serious journalists here at WaPosh are opposed to labor laws as well.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Perspective: Laws to protect Uber drivers could put freelance journalists out of business https://t.co/lAsZWUbeSy

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

When I was a teenager I believed in things and cared about the planet too, but eventually I grew up and re-thought my strategy.
I sincerely hope they do too and wish them the best.

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

Do these people think they're fooling anyone? Nobody trusts the intellect of a person who makes it clear what they believe in, without nebulous wonkery you sound like an unqualified plebeian.

[Peter Mayonnaise @PeterMayonnaise]

Why means-testing is better than universal programs:

1) Leaves industry intact which can lobby to dismantle program later
2) Makes the poors work to prove they deserve benefits
3) Sounds wonkier, makes me look smart
4) Can make me sound "populist," with this clever rhetoric 👇👇