king krispy

fuckin’ kill me.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This is what Odysseus and his men felt like in the cave of the cyclops

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

How could Clavicular just toss Androgenic aside after he avenged him from the brutal frame mogging by ASU Frat Leader? Judasmaxxing.

[king krispy @WastedMick]

@FiresOfTruth Maybe he’s going to do the Van streaming?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Dave Portnoy getting in a Honda CRV

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

The first real admission in our fake ass culture of performative outrage.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ah geez you got the stink lines and everything

[king krispy @WastedMick]

Dudes a dumbass

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

Thanks @LauraLoomer for the kind words. I didn't recognize Tucker as the same person I have known for 30 years. I am genuinely concerned for him.

[rrat @Autism_Squeaks]

tbf looking for a shoplifter with a hello kitty tattoo probably doesn't narrow down the search all that much

[king krispy @WastedMick]

@jeff4836327701 I charged my mind again! You don’t look older than 57

[king krispy @WastedMick]

@jeff4836327701 I asked one question

[king krispy @WastedMick]

@jeff4836327701 Why are you talking about how hard you are then.

[king krispy @WastedMick]

@jeff4836327701 The bandana is because I’m
A big baller… I changed my mind you look like your 47…

[king krispy @WastedMick]

@jeff4836327701 You don’t look a day over 44

[king krispy @WastedMick]

Weak.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Fable developers say player characters won't change appearance based on whether they're good or evil

"It worked great in those games. It didn’t seem to fit in ours, so we don’t have it"

via IGN

[king krispy @WastedMick]

No

[king krispy @WastedMick]

@BallerinaBitty I agree

[king krispy @WastedMick]

Metra is trash.
I don’t know how many more times I can say it.
@metra get your shit together.

[king krispy @WastedMick]

One of the biggest crimes ever.

[king krispy @WastedMick]

When I was sixteen, I rode on one of these and the seatbelt was broken. I flipped around in the cage until the ride was over. My wallet my phone everything was launched from the ride. I only got bruised up. Since then I have been telling people not to ride the fucking zipper.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Carnival ride "The Zipper" malfunctioned in LA with dozens of people needing to be rescued

[Chris Holmes @seventensuited]

The current state of Whiskey Pete’s at Primm.

Temporarily closed for at least 2 years while the operators figure out what to do with the property.