يقولون ميسي تفوق عشان كأس العالم
يعني كذا رونالدو يحتاج كأس عالم و8 أهداف عشان "يلحق"ميسي
طيب خلونا نقلب السؤال
ميسي وش يحتاج عشان يلحق بكريستيانو رونالدو؟
أولاً يحتاج يتجاوز 975+ هدف في مسيرته الكاملة مع الأندية والمنتخب
ثانياً يحتاج يحقق لقب الهداف التاريخي للمنتخبات ويكسر الرقم الإعجازي المسجل باسم رونالدو
ثالثاً يحتاج يحقق لقب الهداف التاريخي لدوري أبطال أوروبا البطوله الأقوى والأعظم في تاريخ الأنديه
رابعاً يحتاج يعادل 5 ألقاب دوري أبطال أوروبا مو بس كعدد لا مع أرقام الحسم المرعبه في الأدوار الإقصائيه اللي احتكرها الدون
خامساً يحتاج يثبت نفسه ويخرج من منطقته الآمنة ويحقق نجاح حقيقي في أكثر من دوري من أقوى الدوريات بنفس التأثير والقوه (إنجلترا، إسبانيا، إيطاليا) مو يعيش ويموت في منظومه واحده ولما يغادرها ينطفئ
سادساً يحتاج يحافظ على نفس الاستمراريه التهديفيه لعشرين سنة كامله بنفس الشغف والجوع بدون هبوط مثل ما فعل رونالدو
الخلاصه
رونالدو يحتاج بطوله واحده مدتها شهر
لكن ميسي وأطفاله يحتاجون "سنوات ضوئية" ومسيرة كاملة من الإعجاز للحاق بكريستيانو رونالدو!
Brazilians really love Vini man. Look at how every single player went to him, even everyone from the bench🥹❤️
That dance at the end with Paqueta though😂❤️
Roast served: Cristiano Ronaldo, the “fraud.”
Scored 900+ goals? Must’ve been using cheat codes.
5 Ballons d’Or while battling prime Messi? Refs in his pocket.
Dragged Portugal to their first trophies? Carried by the squad, obviously.
Still cooking at 41 with a legacy badge on? Pure PR move.
If this is fraud, the rest of football history is a participation trophy. The man lives rent-free in every hater’s head and still collects records like it’s nothing.
Cope harder. 👑
Pakistan's sports crisis has a structural problem that almost no one talks about. It starts with a number: last year Punjab alone spent Rs 13 billion on sports. The entire Pakistan Sports Board received Rs 2.2 billion. That gap tells you everything. 1/n
This interest in football comes every 4 years with few tweets. Nothing much gets done for football in terms of investment.
Our political elite even failed to tap into Chinese stadium diplomacy via CPEC or post Qatar2022 infrastructure support.
64 years.
For every player who wore the badge with pride.
For every coach who gave everything to the game.
For every fan who never gave up on Pakistan football.
This is for you.
This is for all of us.
Pakistan Zindabad 🇵🇰
#MissionMaldives
MESSI HAS TAKEN 825 DIRECT FREEKICKS IN HIS CAREER SCORING 71
RONALDO HAS TAKEN 608 DIRECT FREEKICKS AND SCORED 65!
MESSI HAS TAKEN 217 MORE FREEKICKS AND ONLY MANAGED TO SCORE 6 MORE?😭😂
Let's not talk about the distance and free kick range difficulties... so you're telling me Messi has taken over 200 freekicks and only managed 6 more????😭😭 Ronaldo fans don't cook this eibar legend enough!
🇹🇲 In 1971, a Soviet drilling accident opened the "Door to Hell" in Turkmenistan’s Karakum Desert.
The mistake has been burning nonstop for 55 years.
But the famous landmark, officially known as the Darvaza Gas Crater, is quietly closing.
In 2022, the government ordered it extinguished, but because you cannot throw water on an underground gas ocean, engineers are drilling side wells to starve the flames.
It worked, and the fire is 75% dead.
However, a serious crisis has emerged:
Extinguishing the fire stops the carbon dioxide, but it allows raw, unburned methane to vent directly into the atmosphere.
This invisible gas is 80 times more toxic for the climate.
The decades-old mistake is finally dying, but the invisible threat left behind is even more dangerous.
Source: @1Fact_Hook (YouTube)
HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.
“Dear members, Real Madrid is also committed to helping the most vulnerable members of society. My father taught me to be a Real Madrid fan, and from the age of four, I learned that it was a way of understanding life. Thank you for your support and for being here with me. We still have a lot of history to make.”
🗣️ Florentino Pérez: “I came to Real Madrid to ensure it remains the best club of the century. I have always acted responsibly, and you should know why I am calling for early elections. For months now, I have been detecting a shadow campaign against Real Madrid. I decided to give everyone the chance to go to the polls.”