Welcome to my multiverse, my brother addicted to money and memes. Why are you here?
Honestly, I built this place because I missed something.
I wanted it to be a tribute to the WAT Lady, but also a little home for retro internet nonsense, strange discoveries, and Easter eggs you stumble across while clicking around.
You know that feeling of being somewhere cozy, letting your guard down, and remembering something from years ago that still makes you smile? A little piece of happiness you left somewhere in the past. Somewhere part of you desperately wishes you could go back to, because you were happy there. Maybe some of the best moments of your life happened there, and you didn’t even know it at the time.
That’s what I’ve been trying to put into this weird little corner of the internet. I’ve put a lot of myself into it.
The WAT Lady has always been my favorite meme. I don’t even have a good explanation for it. Something about that confused lady’s face has always made me laugh.
And that’s what memes are supposed to do, right? You look at a picture and it gets an actual smile out of you. Sometimes a stupid little laugh while you’re sitting alone in front of your computer.
If your first reaction to this website is “WAT the actual fuck is this shit bro????” with that confused grin on your face, maybe shaking your head a little while trying to understand what you’re looking at, then yeah. That’s pretty much what I was going for.
And about the coin, I’m not going to pretend money has nothing to do with it. Of course someone launching a memecoin, or buying one, hopes to make some money. I do too.
But I’m tired of what the trenches have become.
Quick profits, dumps, bundles, lies, schemes. Sometimes the whole thing feels like a bunch of little mafias trying to outplay each other. Somewhere along the way, the part where we were supposed to be laughing got lost.
That actually makes me sad.
I still remember throwing my $50 into Dogecoin and laughing alone at my computer because of that ridiculous dog looking sideways at me.
Do you remember that? Do you remember how that felt?
You had money in something completely absurd, and part of the fun was knowing how absurd it was. You wanted it to do well, obviously, but you were also having a genuinely good time being part of the joke.
I’d love to feel a little of that again. And maybe make something that gives a few other people that feeling too.
Maybe none of this goes anywhere. Maybe half a dozen people read this post.
But if you visit, poke around, discover something tucked away, and leave with even one stupid smile on your face, that means something to me.
I mean, where else are you going to click something and find an entire screen of tiny dogs running endlessly to music, like somebody accidentally opened the gates of a canine rave?
Keep wandering and you might end up helping real greyhounds find foster homes in Australia. Somehow that’s part of the same afternoon.
There’s also a website full of random people pointing directly at wherever you put your cursor. Somebody had that idea. Then actually sat down and built it.
Or the one where you move your mouse and slap a guy in the face with an eel.
Move it back. Slap him again.
I don’t know what was going on in that person’s life when they decided the internet needed this, but I’m glad they followed through. Spend a few seconds there and you’ll understand the very essence of WAT Lady vibes on a deeply personal level.
And somewhere in there, a zombie Nyan Cat is still flying around. (As if a flying Pop-Tart cat leaving a rainbow behind it wasn’t already stupid enough. Apparently we needed to bring it back from the dead. I love this fucking internet.)
And if nothing else, you can leave some nightcore playing while you do something productive, like checking your portfolio for the 47th time to see if staring at it has helped. Just remember to toggle “Keep playing” to ON.
More than anything, this project is somewhere I can go and feel comfortable. Somewhere that makes me happy. A little piece of time sitting still on the internet, which I’ll keep adding things to whenever another ridiculous idea finds me.
Come hang out. Click something weird. Maybe remember something you hadn’t thought about in years.
Have fun, my brothers.
https://t.co/PDSNYZdxEv
From Watt Wattson.
In lasting memory of the WAT Lady.
The meme that has always made me smile the most.
Yes, https://t.co/IZkIppjMVD is a website made for desktop… and yes, the dev is a complete idiot. Completely forgot that 90% of X users are on their phones like normal people. I’ll figure out how to properly configure this dumpster fire eventually