TheDoItAllMom

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

So every year my husband gets the NBA League Pass on @Xfinity Well today it was not working, so he called! The worker that answered said, “Well did you contact the NBA?” 😂🤣 get it together! He has been on the phone 40 minutes and now being transferred to a 4th person!

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

I feel mentally exhausted! Praying for healing 🙏 #exhaustedmama #healing #prayers #mydaughtermyworld

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

Please pay attention to the mamas that are dealing with trauma #wearenotok

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

I want to run far away to a place where life is laid back and carefree 🤍 I want to run and not look back just keep running until my mind finds peace

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

@amazon I hate you! I should be working, I can’t shop no more! 😂😂😂

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

I just almost walked out of the house with my pants completely inside out 🙄 #winning #busymama #ineedsleep

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

For every person posting #metoo know there are dozens more too ashamed, too scared and running from the fact that they too are a victim

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

“Mom, besides giving me gas, what are vegetables good for?” #curiousminds #shitmykidsays #things7yroldsthinkabout

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

My 7yr old, "Seriously mom! You're wearing that to church?! I sure hope you have shorts under that!" #kids, #shitmykidsays, #leavemealone

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

Mistake #1 getting iced coffee from Burger King! Who puts whip cream on ice coffee? #burgerking #icecoffee #itsucks

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

It's sad when the only way can talk to someone is through social media! #getoffyourphone #socialize

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

"Friday! My second favorite "F" word!"

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

"Mom, when I fart does that mean I have butt gas?" #shitmykidsays

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

"It's show and tell at school, please remember body parts don't count!" Cheaper by the Dozen

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

If wearing my 6 year old's socks isn't bad enough, I just used her Barbie body spray

[Cool Mom Picks @coolmompicks]

If you have a child or family member with food allergies, you need to check those EpiPens. Like, right now! https://t.co/YYI99sb9vP

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

When your rushing out of house for work and throw your lunch in a plastic bag, only to realize as your walking in, it's a Binnys bag!

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

I just almost put toothpaste on my contact! #cluesyouneedmoresleep #momproblems

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

@nerdmom325 me too!

[TheDoItAllMom @WaterCoffeeWine]

Does writing your hyphenated name ever get exhausting?! I don't even like writing my short signature!