Katara

Keeping the Avatar alive while we work out this all four elements deal.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

When @Bisoninthesky crashed in the middle of the woods, OnStar was there for us. Just joking, we got mauled by Fire Nation ninjas.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

We'll be reviewing applications just as soon as @boomerang_boy and I aren't being stalked by crazy chicks on gekos.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

Since @TheBlind_Bandit is SO much better than us, we're looking for a new earthbending teacher. ONE WHO CAN PUT UP WITH A LITTLE SLEEP LOSS.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@HookSwordBoy Er- nothing! There is no romantic fanart of us whatsoever. Don't even bother searching "Jetara." Waste of time. #notthatidknow

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@MonroeJayy_MJ Definitely! I know we've all been out of touch lately, but reception is patchy out in the middle of nowhere.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

I'm not sure how @TheBlind_Bandit is responsible for us being stalked by @Firelady_Azula and @Knifebender_Mai, but I'll figure it out.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

I just want to sleep, but no, we can't have nice things ever since @TheBlind_Bandit showed up.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@boomerang_boy @Knifebender_Mai BOY I SEE YOU TYPING AWAY ON YOUR PHONE WHEN YOU SHOULD BE HELPING ME YELL AT @TheBlind_Bandit

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@TeaBender_Iroh OH, I'm a waterbender, so I should just clean up after EVERYONE ALL THE TIME. HOW SILLY OF ME TO FORGET. #teamwork #fairness

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@HookSwordBoy Now THAT is the kind of fanart of the two of us that I like to see!

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

You know, @boomerang_boy and @TheBlind_Bandit, I would be a lot happier about mud wrestling if someone ELSE would do the laundry. #teamwork

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

Just remember that you can follow all of us at once (even the Fire Nation creeps) over at http://t.co/jJauWsnE

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

Wow, now that I actually have so many more followers than everyone else, I'm starting to feel a little guilty.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@falzar300 Yeah, it was weird for a while there, like the plot wandered off and forgot about us. #TheGaangAlone

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

You know how to tell that someone's part of your team? They help out with the work so we can ALL relax later! Right, @TheBlind_Bandit? :)

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@boomerang_boy Aw, thanks, bro! I'm really thankful for you&@Appa_lover112 &@Bisoninthesky &everyone who PULLS THEIR OWN WEIGHT AROUND HERE.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@boomerang_boy @TheBlind_Bandit You two had better wash up before dinner, or no dessert! (We're having suspicious-berries-Momo-found!)

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

Ugh. There is hair *everywhere* and I've heard more fart jokes in the past day than I have in the past ten years.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

@HookSwordBoy No, you recruit them to blow up villages. So much better.

[Katara @WaterbenderKat]

...I think I'm going to hold off on conversation until @boomerang_boy & @TheBlind_Bandit are done with their... "contest". My bro is gross.