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let’s go!

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@maxescu It’s not 2.0 FFS

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@0xInk_ Have you got a recommendation platform instead, and where to use seedance 2.0?

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@JSFILMZ0412 Unlimited higgsfield is not 2.0 👀👀

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@higgsfield_ai Why are you lot not saying seedance 2.0???

[H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @hr_wfc]

Is that a threat?

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@ZedNilm1 Cat

[Zed @ZedNilm1]

$52k/month pet brands are not winning because their ads look polished

they’re winning because the ads look like normal posts people would watch anyway

a cat in a bath
a weird pov
a messy home clip
a simple problem
a product that feels like the obvious fix

that’s why this works

the viewer doesn’t feel sold to
they feel like they found a useful little hack

and once resistance drops, conversion gets easier

rt + comment "cat" and I’ll send you the organic ad angle template
(follow for dm)

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@CrimeLdn Do any of these lot have jobs?

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@MattyChucks You’re a moron 🤡

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@WatfordFC @machornet1978 Who cares, Pozzo still here.

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@Breaking911 And the crowd stand there like npcs

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@patrykrx Scale

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Going to regret giving away so much sauce...

I took this AI girl from $0 to $30k months

I made a full breakdown of how this works, what I do and how I scale.

Like + RT & comment "SCALE" and i'll send it over to you.

(must be following)

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@Cycling_Kingdom Fucking idiot. Should not avoid action.

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@yathnalabhimani You post straight up lies, you’re a piece of shit

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@designcoursecom Total bat sh1t

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@Raytar Does this happen, yes. Are you talking utter shit, yes.

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@XaviScales Guide

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Claude Fable (Mythos) + Kling 3 just made cold DMs obsolete for freelancers and agency owners

the fastest way to land clients in 2026 isn't pitching... it's sending them a finished ad for THEIR product before they ever reply

- open meta ad library, find brands running the same creative for 60+ days (it worked once, now it's fatigued and they know it)
- feed that exact ad into my script generator (check the quoted post)... it extracts why it converted and writes 5 fresh scripts (different formats) from the same DNA
- pick one, generate it with AI in under an hour
- send the finished video with one line: "your best ad, rebuilt. want 10 more?"

a loom pitch gets ignored, a better version of their own winner doesn't

total cost per pitch: a few sheckles

You’re welcome

RT + Comment “GUIDE” and I’ll send you my AI UGC Guide to get you started