🦔John Watson

We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. Apricot jam enthusiast. Father. MV/Johnlock/Post S4

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

I can honestly say, and I never thought I would, that I’ve never been happier since Sherlock and I decided to admit we were a thing and agreed to raise Rosie together. It’s a good little family. It’s a good life.

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

That is not something I have ever seen him concerned with.

[dricky @dricky2011]

@WatsonJohnH Maybe he is staying away because all the writers these days are too busy not offending anyone to write anything worth while

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

Only if he wants you to.

[dricky @dricky2011]

@WatsonJohnH Will we ever see Sherlock again?

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 8 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 8 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@221Bloodsucker “Never fear. You’ve put me right off it already.”

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

#Vamplock @221Bloodsucker Once you've visited War, the War never leaves you. It lives inside you like a (cont) https://t.co/fIV145Z06D

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@221Bloodsucker “Did you get what you needed out of it?”

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@221Bloodsucker “Sure, but he could have been some nice bacon or ribs before.—Where exactly do you ‘find’ a dead pig, by the way?”

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@221Bloodsucker All of the wounds look mostly the same to him, behind some obvious differences in diameter. “Did you find the murder weapon, then? I hope so or this poor pig has been skewered for nothing.”

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 8 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

Well then.

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@221Bloodsucker It's the speed of his movements that shocks him more than anything. Where did he get so many knives from?!

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes *He moves them to his arse and squeezes*

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

Lord. You are lied to and allowed to mourn a man for two years and he won’t even pick up his bloody dirty mug.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

Jesus. You die for a man & he's still all 'tidy the kitchen' this & 'stop leaving body parts on the table' that.

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes *He theists but gently, taking his lead from Sherlock.* Ah...yes...touch me.

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes -it in favor of pleasure. Sherlock was happy, he was happy. He pushes forward, encouraging him. Maybe not with the force Sherlock wanted, but with what John was comfortable with. He signs.*

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes *This was all too confusing but he chooses to ignore

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes I’ll just...Ok. *He moves up to straddle his shoulders to let him have access to his member while holds onto the headboard.*

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes How would you feel about me straddling your face to get started?

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes Is that good or bad? *He was thinking good.*

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes *He takes his time letting him go, easing him out of his mouth. He wipes his lips and grins at Sherlock.* I take it that was acceptable.

[🦔John Watson @WatsonJohnH]

@Cumberholmes *He does a thing with the back of his throat*