Lord Kinbote

Inner Space Alien

[Lord Kinbote @WaveDilson]

The greatest hoax perpetrated by our media overlords is that Rachel is the hot one. Monica is better looking hands down, yet Rachel gets all the attention.

This is all clearly a deep Hollywood manipulation of the public.

I'm here to set the record straight.

#Friends

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@wv_4g This video will haunt my dreams. As if I needed another thing to worry about.

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@Ur_a_Smartass_C The gun content I didn't realize I hadn't seen in a while. Welcome back.

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@Judianna

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@SenseiOfSarcasm

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@spyguy8080 @RantyAmyCurtis

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@SenseiOfSarcasm Lie down on my back after dinner just to 'rest for a minute' and I sleep like a baby.

Can I sleep on my back when I actually go to bed for the night? Not if my life depended on it.

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@OpinantThe @SenseiOfSarcasm

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@jodibingeorgia @SenseiOfSarcasm I enjoy eating a PB&J sandwich made with crunchy peanut butter, but making the sandwich with crunch peanut butter is a different matter entirely.

How do you do a good job spreading it without mangling the bread? Is there a specific brand of crunchy that spreads nicely?

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@SenseiOfSarcasm Pro tip: The jelly goes on the thicker slice of bread.

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@SenseiOfSarcasm @TterThe2 Who's making positive cat tweets?

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@SenseiOfSarcasm @ScottAdamsSays (may he rest in peace) responded to two of my tweets.

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@SenseiOfSarcasm @Area224

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@SenseiOfSarcasm @Area224 "Most"

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@SenseiOfSarcasm I'd give One Week my best shot, and wish I'd taken more risks in life.

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