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When they go hijinks, I go lojinks.

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@AletheaStrange @LonestarIndChic @Atheism_is_True @TakeThatEpi @orna_verum @intelligent50 @lightmined @sarahdee1962 @PaulDOlivier @malo_j @GWBridgeUK @wallstreeter43 @Conigman @Fishtiks @_OnlineGospel_ @Good_Lt @CharenteLover @StandBackUp2 @DrJ_WasTaken @phyzayo @dvibrationz @CrispyCurry @jandrew62956555 @EveKeneinan @KitemanArgues @AtheistIdea @EBatterson @TheOath @whatcanudoman @MOGBrian @Contragamer911 @PainesReason @ScottBlivtrusci @PoliticoCryzis @Happy_Agnostic @SylphLorefield @Fredled2 @rickygervais @AtheistApeMan @Cern_lXXl @OneQuestNation @Wendishhillfolk @Danisha_Kins @DeadBunnyFrank @countrywolfgams @randalusa @RanWiz @faithdefender @AnctNightmare @GuyWeeb Faith may not be a rejection of reason, but it's certainly a departure from it

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@matthewmaddock Resign.

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Former NBA Star Slams Boston Celtics https://t.co/xpbLdiJvZ3 via @SInow

G-bear says that Boston hasn't been relevant for 30 years. Only one ring.

Boston would like to remind him that he hasn't been relevant for 42 years. 😉

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@EdwardsCBS

In your most recent article regarding the NFL draft order and each team's needs/losses/etc. I noticed a GLARING omission.

Chicago lost a controversial player.

You may want to edit the article, eh?

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@KimberleeJayneW @stevep44 @girl_colonial @NoHolyScripture We deal with them earnestly and openly.

Absent is the need for self-righteousness, unnecessary guilt, and the crutch of belief in silliness in order to assuage irrational fear.

It's freedom. Try it.

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@ChewHunter91064 Only kidding.

Hope you find the help you need, blah blah.

Death by import is never the answer, blah blah.

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@ChewHunter91064 Well, ok. Bye.

Oh, almost forgot. If you do the whole running car in a closed garage thing, would you mind letting another antisemite ride shotgun?

Cheers

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@darknytPB @NoHolyScripture Indoctrination into naturalism?!

Quick, we need to figure out a way of deprogramming these kids AWAY from using logical inference and observation and BACK into the arms of pedophile clergy.

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@Joecwh3Giuseppe Congratulations and cheers!

Next round is on me

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@xAlfonzo_Lopez @NoHolyScripture @oliverburdick "There are statistics to show it"

False.

While fellowship among parishioners is obviously beneficial (same as membership in any other club), Harvard Medical University (for example), in 2006, published a study showing prayer was actually harmful for recovering patients.

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@oliverburdick Bad news: that guy died a very long time ago in an extremely gruesome way (Thanks, Obama).

He hasn't been answering his texts since then.

His mom sometimes appears on burnt toast though, weirdly.

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@JamesEsses Have you made the demands to the church, homeschoolers and private academies?

Or is that sort of much more widespread imposition more tolerable to you?

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@smashbaals Idols? Including the big crucifix at the top of your church steeple?

The entire collection of Renaissance paintings in the Louvre?

The entire Vatican?

How about your angel pendant necklace?

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@ValEzri @Mistyswoman @oliverburdick Noah (Biblical hero): Hey, turn that one over. Oh, it's Phil. My neighbor. He borrowed my hedge clippers and never gave them back. Let the leopards have him.

I think he had kids too. Gingers. See if we fish them out.

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@oliverburdick Gosh, I thought Satanism was Satan's favorite.

Or Christianity. His home turf.

Aren't we lucky that he's just a silly fictional character? Too absurd to be scary.

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@SorryBudro @EMaxwell56 @wendelltalks I thought arguing with Eddictionary was a waste of time?

Hahaha. He lured you back in?

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@atheistdj @LangleySoryu92 @Nibbe72 @DrFrankTurek That's an interesting point. I think it depends on theists' own definition of God.

The problem? Contradictory and conflicting scripture, written by paranoid, irrational superstitious men who were utterly unconcerned about logic.

Oh, and dumb. Really dumb.

😁

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@TinyMcgoo @Nibbe72 @wendelltalks You can tell what I'm thinking? Impressive.

Sorry about all of the "dang, this Tiny person is even MORE patronizing after clarification" thoughts.

I believed they were private.

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@LangleySoryu92 @atheistdj @Nibbe72 @DrFrankTurek At least your diet has improved, if not your critical thinking skills

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@TinyMcgoo @Nibbe72 @wendelltalks Note the lack of disparity between this and my initial response