Weyland Industries

more human than...oh hang on, that's the other guys

[Weyland Industries @WaylandCorp]

.@blackfeathers @GuestUser17 You both get a severed-android-hand high five for me. Nice work.

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If anyone wants the account, just @ me. I had fun, and I'm sorry I'm not the beginning of an ARG.

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Sorry for not getting back to your DM @GuestUser17 but I don't have the 'accept any DMs' setting turned on.

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I was surprised it didn't, so I grabbed it & waited to see if anyone else had spotted it. Turns out 112 people also obsessively zoom videos.

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TBH, I happened to notice the misspelled Wayland in the background to the TED video and checked to see if it existed on twitter.

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Busted! Mr @blackfeathers gets the award for putting it all together. Yes, this is OOG. Apologies if that disappoints anyone too much.

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http://t.co/BYCj7Tky

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@1nvisib0 your talents, enumerate them. Can you operate an airlock with a broken arm, for example?

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@djchristensen Those skills, if combined with a talent for misdirection and bloody-mindedness, yes

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@twit55811 Old Mr Peter was so inspiring, wasn't he? I wish he were still with us. In body, I mean, obviously we have his upload.

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@MOVIELORD101 Good. How do you feel about taking orders from one?

[Weyland Industries @WaylandCorp]

@KoreJ depending on the time of day, either Lagrange 1 or Lagrange 3

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@RyanJ64 Well, I was hoping you'd have a detachable head, but it'll do.

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@Illusion0fLife Simple test: can you provide a holo of a fusion motor you've customized or preferably built yourself?

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@cwoolboy Just give me your credchip details and I'll siphon the funds...I mean send you a prospectus.

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@SneakyMoustache I wouldn't recommend that. Ligeti makes the control computers go a bit solipsistic.

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@MOVIELORD101 We'll need a full DNA sequence and/or source code listing. Also, do you like cats?

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@ianmclaughlin Ooh! Plasma-fired crême brulée! You're in

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@jdsmarshall Excellent. You'll need to show our medtechs you don't have any, er, intestinal parasites as well, so it might be worth checking

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@zombiehammer No Moravec, but there is a Kurzweil backup unit in the Arndale centre, if you can bear the pain. And droids find you creepy.