Wayne Turner

[Wayne Turner @Waynet2363]

@robsellers123 Happy anniversary to you both x

[Wayne Turner @Waynet2363]

@rachaelnolegs Ooops 😂

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

D Day 🙏🏽

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Wayne Turner @Waynet2363]

@thedailyjaws At the cinema in 1975

[Stuey Beef 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @stuey_beef]

Ed Davey has written to Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson demanding she WITHDRAW official EHRC guidance protecting female-only spaces in toilets and changing rooms.

Let that land.

The Equalities and Human Rights Commission — a statutory body — has produced legally grounded guidance telling employers and public bodies that biological men should not access women’s single-sex spaces.

This is not opinion.
This is not politics.
This is the settled legal position following the Supreme Court’s landmark ruling on the meaning of “woman” under the Equality Act.

And Ed Davey wants it gone.

His stated reason?

The guidance is not “compatible with long-standing British values.”

British values.

He used those words to argue AGAINST protecting women’s single-sex spaces.

The same Liberal Democrats who lecture the country about tolerance, inclusion and human rights are now lobbying a Labour minister to tear up statutory guidance that protects every woman in Britain who walks into a changing room, a refuge or a hospital ward.

This is not a fringe position within the Lib Dems.

Their leader wrote the letter.

The party has chosen its side.

It is not the side of women.

Repost if you think women’s single-sex spaces should be protected.

[JerseySpurs @JerseySpur5]

Couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt in football.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Gabriel just gave Football Twitter all the ammunition it is going to need for a very long time.

Being a shithouse can come back to bite you in the worst ways.

[Wayne Turner @Waynet2363]

@rachaelnolegs Still looking fab xx

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

How times have changed 😂

[Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner]

I’m not crying. You’re crying!

We can’t keep looking away.

Thank you @xx_xyathletics for yet another brilliant video. One day these will all be in a museum and people will ask why did they all treat the girls so terribly?

[Frank Stephens @justrightFrank]

Tomorrow's headline in the National Press.
If you care about the victim's, then please repost this.
The only way that we can break open the Labour Party's cover-up of the Rape Gang Scandal is to keep the pressure on Starmer.
Please do your bit and repost.
Thank you all.

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Heartbreaking.

Henry Nowak’s name has hardly been mentioned by anyone in the Mainstream Media.

That’s why we must use our voices on platforms like X to raise awareness

Henry’s friends and family posted this video of him and his sister Olivia with the caption

“Henry is missed so much by so many. Henry's family have a drive and that is to keep Henry's name alive by raising money for “2Wish” the charity that continues to help them navigate their grief.”

Rest in peace Henry.

Sending love and prayers to his family right now.

@elonmusk is already doing a great job of spreading awareness but collectively we must do more.

[MrMenno 🇳🇱🏳️‍🌈🎶 @MrMennoTweets]

Let's make this obnoxious man the most famous man in a dress and #PeakTheWorld

Our Sallidarity Rally starts at 13:00 tomorrow outside the Australian High Commision. See you there! 😀

Made by @andysayshi1

[Wayne Turner @Waynet2363]

@aufwiedpet @sundayforsammy Anyone got a match !!!

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet @aufwiedpet]

Best Caption Wins! 🎬

We’ve teamed up with our Sunday for Sammy family to give away a 40th Anniversary Live DVD signed by Chris Fairbank (Moxey), Julia Tobin (Brenda) and Tim Healy (Dennis)!

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[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

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[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

🚨Limited edition @salltweets tees for men and women. From @xx_xyathletics. Proceeds support her crowd fund.

#IStandWithSallGrover

[RAMBUNCTIOUS @RAMBUNCTIOUSLIP]

FROM THE SATIRE DESK.

AUSTRALIA NEVER FORGOT
WHAT A WOMAN IS
- SALL GROVER
UNANIMOUSLY VOTED
WOMAN OF THE YEAR.

In a unanimous decision
that has left the entire
'gender ideology complex'
choking on their oat milk lattes,
Sall Grover - the woman who
dared to build a female only app
and then got financially waterboarded
by the Full Federal Court for it
- has been voted
Australian Woman of the Year.

The vote was unanimous.
By a majority of natural Australians
who still use words like 'biology,'
'chromosomes,' and 'stop the madness.'

Grover, still smarting
from the doubled damages
for the unforgivable sin of noticing a penis,
released a statement dripping with raw,
unfiltered womanhood -

'I’m deeply honored. And as a woman,
I have sworn never to wear
V- neck shirts again.
Simply because I’m a woman
and would really be devastated
if a court ruled against me
and deemed me to be a man.
The psychological harm alone
would be incalculable.
My womanhood is sacred
– and based on reality,
not whatever fever dream
some bloke is having this Tuesday.'

Take that, Your Honors.
The same court that legally castrated
the dictionary just got told
by the Australian public -

'Nice try, but we’re not all insane yet.'

In other news,
Roxanne Tickle
- formerly known as Jason Tickle,
formerly known as Roxanne again,
we’ve honestly lost the fucking plot
- has reversed his/her/their/its stance
once more.
After careful consideration
and a mountain of legal advice -
because apparently changing your sex
is now a subscription service,
Tickle has reclassified
as a certified nut job
- correction - transient woman.
which means net zero to most Australians.

The newly minted transient woman
wasted zero time organizing a protest
against Grover’s 'Woman of the Year award'.

'This is blatant discrimination and erasure!'
Tickle wailed from whatever pronoun circle
they’re currently orbiting.
'We spent years
getting the courts to say
that any man who puts on a dress
is a actually a woman,
and now they’re giving the award
to an actual biological female?
This is literally violence against
the trans community.
Think of the children…
who might grow up thinking women
are female!'

Sources close to Tickle say
the flip flopping was
'lived experience in action.'
One minute a man,
the next a woman,
then a man again,
now a transient woman
– basically a human fidget spinner
with a trust fund
and a lawyer on speed dial.

Australian authorities
are reportedly considering
doubling the damages again
– this time against reality itself.

Because if the court can’t force
every woman to pretend a 6’4
bloke with a five o’clock shadow
is her sister, then what was the point
of the last decade of institutional capture?

Congratulations, Sall Grover.
You’re officially more of a woman
than the government wants you to be.

And Roxanne ...
Keep protesting, mate.
The rest of Australia is too busy
remembering what sex actually is to care.

Pass the popcorn.
The delusion is eating itself alive Down Under.