Mike Simpsonite

My mortgage broker says I failed the stress test to buy Greenland. 🐀

[Mike Simpsonite @WazMagoo]

Kids...

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@ExtraLars Break it down. Bennett is skating straight ahead. His line to the blue line is straight along the boards. Stretcher, as you can see, is stopping on his own line short of Bennetts line, who then turns off his line, you cannot say he doesn’t, and cross checks. That’s interference.

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Nice to see @Sportsnet carrying water for the refs.

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@NicoleArbour Fonts? Like wingdings?

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@OilersNation Kane

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@thrashermag Whatever that trick is at 16 ish seconds is just ridiculous. Body 180 with the board staying stable!? How the heck would you get the power to do that??? Where??? So good.

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@dstaples And when you look 82 does it twice. Easy pick on Brown where he skates into his line quite clearly and then as Podz comes to take that passing lane which brown is down for he gets blocked by same player. That second one less of a pick but there were two chances to make the call.

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@TheDiscourse__ @Barootes Definitely the finger. Definitely.

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@JustinEdward87 PREACH!!!! Don’t forget increase of public service workers!!!

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@colbycosh We’re Oiler fans. We know no lead is safe.

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@RyanHastman You know the blue on the oilers jersey? That is based on Oiler fans lip colour from not breathing during playoff runs…

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@jsbmbaggedmilk Too much is just barely enough. Remember this always. Especially with donairs.

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Hey @FortisAlberta the power has been out for way too long. If my well freezes you’re paying for it. This is unacceptable.

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LET'S GOOOOOOOO

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@CraigLoewen @MichaelLohner Glorious. Legit lol on that one

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@MichaelLohner @CraigLoewen Lol that is gold.

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Starts with Bob Cole...

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Here we go.

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Don’t drink that

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

If you could send your 22-year-old self a three-word message, what would you say?

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I think it’s time to unlock this account. Musk will protect me. Both Elon and my wonderful smell. Listen to the beats.

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@JeffWilson_YYC Oooooooo now we’re talking.

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It is late night. But here it is. All sorts of things going on so this bad boy is dark....LIKE THE WORLD...at night.

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