Jamie Whitmore

Biology at University of Manchester 🧬 | Chaos is the only constant ⚡ | Politics, memes & Man U ⚽🔴

[Jamie Whitmore @WeHigherThanSun]

If this is their talent pool, imagine what the rejected candidates looked like 😭

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Ed Davey wants proportional representation, Farage wants proportional representation, and Starmer wants a nap 😴

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Reform’s cost-saving plan: privatise care, privatise conscience, and hope nobody reads past the headline 🤗

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Trump spent weeks ranting about Mamdani and still came out looking like the sorest loser in a race he wasn’t part of

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Imagine losing the plot over a mayoral race in a city that’s been laughing at you since the 80s

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
https://t.co/7tewUOBm0A

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They said art should be accessible, didn’t know they meant literally 😊

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When the world’s most famous museum sets its password to ‘louvre’, you start to understand how the Mona Lisa keeps that smug smile 😏

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Next week’s Louvre security upgrade: capital L

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When the world’s most famous museum sets its password to ‘louvre’, you start to understand how the Mona Lisa keeps that smug smile 😏

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People saying a civil war’s coming, we can’t even organise a train strike without three reschedules 😏

[John James @JohnJamesNI]

You can smell the anger across the UK tonight.

Decent people have had enough…

[Jamie Whitmore @WeHigherThanSun]

Six losses in seven, but at least the excuses are consistent. Arne Slot’s post-match bingo card is filling up nicely 🙄

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Arne Slot: “I saw Manchester City's starting eleven and they didn't have one starter from the weekend but it felt like their best team”.

“That is a bit of an insight. Chelsea can bring Estevao in… then after I made two substitutions tonight, we had six teenagers”.

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Hospices cutting beds while ministers cut ribbons 😏

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Can’t fix the asylum system, but can definitely find creative new ways to make it look like an experiment.

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Age is just a number, especially when fashion magazines need engagement 😉

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

👗 The miniskirt is back, and you can wear one whatever your age
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@fbirinci @netanyahu He is

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Blankets, sweaters, and denial; the three pillars of my heating strategy

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

The best time to turn on the heating – according to you https://t.co/xF7m4NgF7G

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Pizza Hut’s closing half its restaurants. Turns out, in Britain 2025, the only “all-you-can-eat” left is inflation. 🍕

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

How the nation lost its appetite for Pizza Hut https://t.co/YtgbZ12amH

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Winning three in a row, scoring four, actually looking like a football team, feels unreal. It’s nice to feel hope without needing therapy after full time.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

That. Winning. Feeling.

Get in! ❤️‍🔥

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Much more accurate version

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In real world

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In real world

[Crypto.com @cryptocom]

There will be signs

[Fit_Fusion @FitFusion__]

Baked Rigatoni Lasagna! Pasta dreams baked into reality 🍕 🍅