Juck the Fews

Thief of octo

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Yıllardır, yapay zekanın ilk bitireceği meslekler listelerinde avukatlık hep en yükseklerde, bu çabalar da akıntıya karșı kürek çekmekten bașka bir șey değil

[serbestiyet @serbestiyetweb]

78 barodan yapay zeka isyanı: “Savunma hakkı yapay zekâya devredilemez”

Türkiye’deki 78 baro, Adalet Bakanı Akın Gürlek’in yargıda yapay zekâ kullanımı projesine karşı ortak bildiri yayımladı:

“Vatandaşların avukat yardımı olmaksızın yapay zekâ üzerinden hukuki destek almasına imkân tanıyan uygulamalar savunma hakkının özüne doğrudan müdahaledir”

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

%100
@Selcuk disinda hic kimse icin kahvaltimi bölüp sandığa gitmem. Ama aday olmaz kendisi.

Bu seçimde de Erdoğan aday olacak ve kazanacak, Erdoğan sonrası da seçim olur veya olmaz her iki durumda da Bilal Erdoğan ülkeyi yönetecek.

[MDRaporlar @MDRaporlar]

Selçuk Bayraktar’ın Cumhurbaşkanı adayı olması durumunda,

Kendisine oy verme ihtimalinizi yüzde olarak ve gerekçesiyle birlikte belirtmenizi rica ederiz.

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Anlami;

Sıkıyorsa durdur 🇨🇳

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: In a direct message to the Trump administration and the US Navy, China's Defense Minister Admiral Dong Jun says Chinese ships will continue transiting the Strait of Hormuz through agreements with Iran, and warns the US not to "meddle in our affairs."

Also from Dong's statement:

1. Says Chinese ships are currently "moving in and out of the waters of the Strait of Hormuz"

2. Confirms China has existing "trade and energy agreements with Iran" that China will "respect and honor"

3. Explicitly states: "Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz and it is open for us," recognizing Iranian sovereignty over transit

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Hit 🎯

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Trump'ı, sıkıcı uluslararası iliskiler konularini, komediye çeviren kisi olarak hatirlayacagim 😹

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Who founded Grindr and where are they from? @grok

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Anlami: Lütfen açın 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now!" - President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Aslinda boyle bir tweetin atilmak zorunda olunmasi bile, bu kisilerin toplumda ne kadar karsiligi oldugunun ispati @realDonaldTrump

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

Long Trump post criticizing Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones.

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Trump sadece tüy dikti

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

THE FALL by John Gray

Donald Trump's self-described "little excursion" in Iran has proved to be a march to disaster. His "major combat operation" has shifted from aiming to block Iran achieving a nuclear capability that was supposedly "obliterated" last June to unblocking the Strait of Hormuz and restoring the situation that existed before the operation began. Whatever the objective may be, the pre-war status quo is irretrievable. Trump cannot declare victory and walk away without surrendering the vital shipping conduit to Iran. With its proven capacity to wreak havoc on the world economy, a bombed-out military-theocratic dictatorship has begun the final unravelling of US imperial power.

In the Middle East, the war has undercut the financial foundations of US hegemony. However the war ends, the result will be the re-emergence of Iran as a major power. As the arbiter of passage through Hormuz, Iran has become the deciding force in the global oil economy. If Trump opts to "finish the job" and launches a ground operation, the US will be dragged into a debacle larger than Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq combined.

While Nato may linger on in name, the transatlantic alliance is operationally defunct. America is returning to its pre-1914 trajectory as a civilisation separate from Europe. In the UK, the default position is to wait out the storm until sanity returns to Washington. Why Putin or Xi Jinping should exhibit similar patience is not explained. Could there be a better time for them to act? Ramping up hybrid warfare in under-defended Europe will give Putin leverage in any peace deal in Ukraine. With Trump having shifted military assets from the Asia-Pacific to the Middle East and running down munitions, Xi may be able to absorb Taiwan without firing a shot.

This is not simply a case of the lessons of history being ignored. Trump's war looks more like an example of what Sigmund Freud described as repetition compulsion – an unconscious process in which the mind acts out what it cannot properly remember. A creature of the moment as he may be, Trump seems driven by an impulse to reimagine the past and reassert American – and his own – greatness. When an infantile fantasy of omnipotence comes up against unyielding realities, the response is inchoate rage.

Psychopathology may be more illuminating than geopolitics at this point. In a more profound sense than is commonly recognised, Donald Trump does not know what he is doing. His little excursion is a point of no return in America's retreat as a global power.

Cover art by Cracked Hat

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Aptal mi, aptal taklidi mi yapiyor djhkbln

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Iran's decades of terrorism won't continue under President Trump.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

The Mother of all TACOs.

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Doğruysa Iran inanilmaz bir başarı elde etti, net galip taraf

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Iran says it has "forced" the US to accept its "10-point plan" which includes the following terms:

1. Commitment to non-aggression
2. Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz
3. Acceptance of Iran's uranium enrichment
4. Lifting of all primary sanctions
5. Lifting of all secondary sanctions
6. Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions
7. Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions
8. Paying compensation to Iran
9. Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region
10. Cessation of war on all fronts, including in Lebanon

Trump says this plan is "a workable basis."

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Çin'in șu köprüyü Iran için yapmasi en fazla 1 sene.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

A new investigation has reportedly backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13. https://t.co/POrgvWTfEB

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Trump realising he was talking to a pakistani scammer this whole time not an Iranian negotiator.

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Ya insanlar ölüyor olmasa, trajediden ziyade komedi yașanıyor derdim

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Secretary of State Marco Rubio says the Strait of Hormuz could reopen tomorrow if Iran allowed it.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: The United States share market loses over $1 trillion in market value today

[Juck the Fews @fbirinci]

Adamın zerre caydırıcılığı kalmadı, on gün daha uzatmak zorunda kaldı. Ne diyorlardı, 🌮 Taco Trump

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

President Trump issues a new deadline for Iran.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

SIR. WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING. NO MORE PLEASE.