philip santos schaffer

a soft boiled egg wearing cheap expensive women’s suit jackets and making tiny little bb theatre performances

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

pop stars, dupa lupa and dababy

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

someone said they were a ‘cloud architect’, for a moment i imagined the most incredible job in the world before i realized they mean like software

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

@benjamin_horne Shhhhh

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

I think we can draw the line at dogs at the grocery store probably

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

the devil wears prada 2 is about the unending pleasures of jaywalking and diet coke

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

When is musical theater night at basement this month? ☺️

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

People don’t even ask for the vape anymore they just stare at you like this

[bbreact reaction videos @burnerbwoireact]

erika kirk staring at camera crazy lady angry pissed /// reaction meme

[culture @notgwendalupe]

need to queen out with someone the same way Macaulay Culkin & Seth Green queen'd out in this scene

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

my parents get to ny tomorrow so tonight I just have to clean my apartment lose 20 pounds and get engaged

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

@AGoldmund @bbfeebeee A

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

put on this record for the first time & it rly goes. the press around it highlighted the goofier more like Devo / B52s style aspects of the vox & songwriting but i'd like to point out that the production is THICK AS HELL, nothing but actual bangers here

https://t.co/t17wE5GBYI

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

Hmong Sheldon

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

i cannot tell a lie, i did not have have sexual relations with that cherry tree

[kris @gaysororityhoe]

(no beers in) do you guys think anyone will ever love me

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

capyberus

[philip santos schaffer @WeLikePhilip]

are you going to Marlboro fair?

menthols, golds, one hundreds, and reds