Adeel Akhtar

Desi Xennial.

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

@FlationJoe @annaschecter @CBSNews @LindseyReiser Because the dude isn’t the typical white terrorist who does these things.

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

@ASE_Dalmatians @FortBendISD @whisonantde Way to go, girls!! #DalmationPride #FBISD

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

For those keeping track. I'll update it shortly. #KevinMcCarthyIsALoser #McCarthyFails

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

Bidets are awesome. Until the temperatures drop to 20 degrees.
#TexasFreeze
#Snowmageddon2021

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

When you need to cover exposed pipes but freaked out Texans have already wiped out the hardware store. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Also great use of that odd sock after you lose it's pair. 😄

#TexasFreeze
#houstontx

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

#Bitcoin
#Crypto

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

Kidnap Brady. WTG kid. That's the only way KC wins.

#SuperBowlCommercials
#GOAT

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Deandre Hopkins, James Harden, Russell Westbrook, George Springer, Gerrit Cole, and now possibly Deshaun Watson. Rough times in Houston sports.

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

They followed your orders, Mr. President.

#DCProtests
#Sedition

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

I think they should "rock, paper, scissors" it to settle the dispute.
https://t.co/IiifAJ3FcF

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

There are literally NO FANS inside nrg stadium. And yet they played so bad, you can still hear booos!

#Texans
#fireobrien

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

@GOP @SenatorTimScott You mean like canceling Goodyear tires over a fake tweet?

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

You mean like canceling Goodyear tires over a fake tweet?

[Republicans @Republicans]

“Do we want a society that breeds success or culture that cancels everything it even slightly disagrees with?” -@SenatorTimScott

#RNC2020

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

If the John Lewis tribute didn't choke you up (or sob), you have no soul. #DemConvention

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

#TropicalUpdate looks scary. But no fear... We can nuke one and send the other away with a sharpie!

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

Steve Bannon was arrested by the #USPS!? I didn't realize they could do that.

Just hope they don't lose him on their way to jail.

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

#RNC2020 Night 1 lineup

6:00- QAnon Update
6:30- Karen rants about masks
7:00- Kid Rock
7:30- some fucking cops
8:00- a Confederate flag
8:30- a literal Nazi
9:30- Ben Shapiro
10:00- Brock Turner
10:30- that white couple with guns
11:00- the Monopoly man
11:30- Mike Pence

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

Melania be like: Why is Michelle Obama plagiarizing my speech for next week??#DemConvention

[Adeel Akhtar @WeMakeAdeel]

Does Biden know of all these promises he's made according to Bernie??

#DemocraticConvention