We Want Plates 🍽

The global crusade against serving food on bits of wood and roof slates, chips in mugs and jam-jar drinks. Buy the book:

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TOP 50: The worst of We Want Plates. RT to raise awareness. ✊🍽
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IRONING INSTRUCTIONS
Cotton: iron on high heat
Silk: iron on medium heat
Nylon: iron on low heat
Prawns: iron on manky board

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Worst episode of Robot Wars ever.

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Dear Pubs,

When you ask “Can I get you any condiments with your meal?” and the reply is “Yes please, ketchup and vinegar”, a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of vinegar would be lovely.

Not this.

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“What do we want?”
“Free sanitary products!”
“When do we want them?”
“Not while we’re eating dessert at an experimental Japanese restaurant, but thanks for the thought.”

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"Sorry, I didn't order a beer."
"That's gravy, sir."
"It's what?"
"Gravy."
"In a can?"
"Yes."

[looks round]

"Gravy?"

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If only someone would invent some sort of cup-like vessel for drinking coffee out of, it could become really popular.

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"Chef, we've only got a tiny bit of cheesecake and two raspberries left."
"Fetch the Big Slate."
"But chef..."
"BIG SLATE."

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Remembering the glorious day when a Flaming Grill couldn't serve food in their usual bin lids and put up this sign.

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“Hi, we asked for the bill.”
“We brought it.”
“Where is it?”
“It’s under the raspberries.”
“Under the raspberries is a rock.”
“The bill is under the rock.”

[blinks]

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"How do you take your tea?"
"White, no onions.”

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[raises hand]

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Roses are red,
Grey is for slates,
They’ve got no raised edge,
Unlike wonderful plates.

❤️🍽

[An Stiubhart Dubh (The Black Stewart) @The_Mighty_S]

See this? See what's missing..?

Shame I didn't bring my fucking oven gloves with me.

And if they bring my overpriced cake out on a sodding roof tile...I'll lose it.
#ForkHandles

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"Excellent idea to dim the lighting so customers can't see how small our portions are, chef."
"GODDAMMIT JUSTIN, TABLE SIX HAVE BROUGHT THEIR OWN MINIATURE DESK LAMP."

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“Welcome to the Lazy Chef Cafe, what can I get you?”
“An orange juice, please.”

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Not since the one-eyed taco Chihuahua have we been so torn as to whether a serving method should be mandatory or banned.

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"Here's your pork, sir."
"Where?"
"In the trough."
"What?"
"The trough."
"Eh?"
"On the chute."
"Eh?"
"In the grass."

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NEWSFLASH: THEY ALREADY ARE.

[Flávio Costa @flaviocostaf]

Dica: Essa “experiência gastronômica” você pode fazer em casa.

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[waiter emerges from kitchen amid a cloud of smoke, flames licking his heels, tips of his waxed moustache on fire]

“Your dessert, sir.”

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