Lawyer, terrible TV watcher, Trump hater to the core, proud member of #TheResistance 💃🏻 #VoteBlueNoMatterWho#BLM (mainly a blend of Bachelor & politics 😬)
Trump still has an hour & 1/2 to undermine the will of the voters to usurp the presidency & fulfill the prophecy of a pillow salesman which is a totally normal & patriotic statement. #merica#TrumpConspiracy#MyPillowGuyPredictions
If you think boomers are bad, just imagine being the generation that refuses a vaccine that can save the lives of their parents, grandparents, & society as a whole. #VaccinesSaveLives#okboomer
@westelm informed us yesterday they stopped offering military, student & teacher discounts recently. They said they’re doing so well during the pandemic they need less promotions. Seems kinda misguided to me. 🛋 #badbusiness#westelm
It delights me to think that what feels historical and amazing to us today—a woman sworn in to the vice presidency—will seem normal, obvious, "of course" to Kamala's grand-nieces as they grow up. And they will be right.
For the first time in my life I’m regretting the decision not to have kids, because I love the idea of telling grandchildren alllll about how the worst president ever was impeached TWICE. #impeachedagain#DoubleImpeachment
Everyone get it now? You may have grown up rough, you may be struggling to pay the bills, but if you’re white you can literally storm the US Capitol & walk away freely, unscathed. #whiteprivilege#capitolbreach
Does everyone get this message, or is this Amazon’s little way of telling me I’m not supposed to greet the driver with a Bachelor style jump & wrap hug? #AmazonPrime#BachelorNation
New theory: Trump’s very into S&M & derives *extreme* pleasure from being told he’s the biggest loser in the world again & again & again & again. He may never stop chasing that high. #DiaperDonald#BiggestLoserTrump
@charliekirk11 What’s getting out of hand is your dictator president’s rage tweets & insane declarations. Show some outrage on behalf of our democracy.
Election 2020: the equivalent of opening the fridge every hour to see if anything good appeared & finding only an apple pie you’re saving for a party & crusty pumpkin soup telling you how great it is. #ElectionResults2020 #