Simone Lavie

Lawyer, terrible TV watcher, Trump hater to the core, proud member of #TheResistance 💃🏻 #VoteBlueNoMatterWho #BLM (mainly a blend of Bachelor & politics 😬)

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Trump still has an hour & 1/2 to undermine the will of the voters to usurp the presidency & fulfill the prophecy of a pillow salesman which is a totally normal & patriotic statement. #merica #TrumpConspiracy #MyPillowGuyPredictions

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

@heckyessica It’s fake. He tagged her in the video caption, he’s trying to be a director or something. She laughed a bit as she dropped.

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

@AnnieGabstonH @mattgaetz I read this as @billburr & was VERY intrigued. Still good though.

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

If you think boomers are bad, just imagine being the generation that refuses a vaccine that can save the lives of their parents, grandparents, & society as a whole. #VaccinesSaveLives #okboomer

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

@westelm informed us yesterday they stopped offering military, student & teacher discounts recently. They said they’re doing so well during the pandemic they need less promotions. Seems kinda misguided to me. 🛋 #badbusiness #westelm

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Is it any surprise that the turtle would only get there once the race is fucking over? #ImpeachmentTrial #MitchMcConnell

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Sometimes I look of photos of my cat doing cute stuff on my phone while he’s sleeping in the next room. #codependentpets #CatsOfTwitter

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

It delights me to think that what feels historical and amazing to us today—a woman sworn in to the vice presidency—will seem normal, obvious, "of course" to Kamala's grand-nieces as they grow up. And they will be right.

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

For the first time in my life I’m regretting the decision not to have kids, because I love the idea of telling grandchildren alllll about how the worst president ever was impeached TWICE. #impeachedagain #DoubleImpeachment

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Anyone else notice there’s suddenly a sense of peace & quiet around here? Can’t quite put my finger on it. #TrumpBanned #Peace

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Everyone get it now? You may have grown up rough, you may be struggling to pay the bills, but if you’re white you can literally storm the US Capitol & walk away freely, unscathed. #whiteprivilege #capitolbreach

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Which phrase does this evoke:
a. Law + order
b. Drunken debauchery
c. White privilege
#25thAmendment #LawAndOrder #SeditionCaucus

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Does everyone get this message, or is this Amazon’s little way of telling me I’m not supposed to greet the driver with a Bachelor style jump & wrap hug? #AmazonPrime #BachelorNation

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

New theory: Trump’s very into S&M & derives *extreme* pleasure from being told he’s the biggest loser in the world again & again & again & again. He may never stop chasing that high. #DiaperDonald #BiggestLoserTrump

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Join me and writers around the world in the 250-word Microfiction Challenge 2020 kicking off on November 20th! Learn more at https://t.co/fRcZ0CwQza

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

THIS guy is claiming he cares about protecting the integrity of the election. 🙄 #CountEveryVote #Elections2020

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

@KCAddison68

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

@charliekirk11 What’s getting out of hand is your dictator president’s rage tweets & insane declarations. Show some outrage on behalf of our democracy.

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Election 2020: the equivalent of opening the fridge every hour to see if anything good appeared & finding only an apple pie you’re saving for a party & crusty pumpkin soup telling you how great it is. #ElectionResults2020 #

[Simone Lavie @WeWatchBadTV]

Joe Biden: "Be patient, folks. Votes are being counted, and we feel good about where we are."
Trump: whaaaaaaaa!
#ElectionResults2020 #BidenHarris2020