WeFlirt

You can relate to these tweets if you have ever been on a date or are looking for one. Not affiliated with 'weflirt' websites in any way.

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#female #independence

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That awkward moment when it appears we've made front page news...
#ThinBlueLine #BetterGetAPressReleaseReadyAgain

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Your date ends up at McDonald's?

Either an amazing series of events which lead there, or you're a rubbish date.

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Girls looking to impress a guy on a first date?

Take him to Nando's 🐓

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Watched the movie 'Hitch',

Consider yourself a dating expert.
#dating

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One night stand and forgotten their name?

Don't panic... Starbucks write it on the cup! #morningbrew

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Been dating the same person for 3 month yet tell everyone your single,

Wake up, you're in a relationship.

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Lust comes first,

Then love.

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When Facebook first came out we all used to flirt by poking one another,

You know you've done it.

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Kids wanting to impress a girl at school,

Don't punch them for attention.

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Every girl should be a princess at least once in her life,

Guys treat her like one.

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Wondering what questions to ask of your date?

Ask if they've any criminal convictions

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Butterflies in your stomach?
Conscious of a good 1st impression?

You've received a 'friend request' on Facebook!... #VictorySmirk

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Women's understanding of men
0-10yrs = zero
10-15yrs = 50%
+15yrs = Sussed out 100%

Men's understanding of women
0yrs - There's no point

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Girl puts out on 1st date... Hussy!

Guy puts out on 1st date... Standard!

#typical #WayOfLife