Oh, bless your tiny little MAGA hearts…
You think the stock market tanking only messes with the Wall Street whales?
When the market takes a nosedive, it’s not just the yacht-owning, caviar-scarfing stock owners who feel the pinch.
It’s a domino effect of economic misery.
Companies lose value, so they start pinching pennies….fewer jobs, crappier wages, and say “bye-bye” to raises and bonuses if you’re lucky enough to not get laid off.
Even if you don’t own a single share, the ripple hits your wallet, your job, and your dreams of affording anything beyond ramen noodles.
Your local coffee shop?
Suddenly they’re charging $8 for a latte because “supply chain costs.”
Retail workers?
Hours get slashed because people stop impulse-buying $50 candles when their portfolios bleed.
Small business owners?
Good luck getting a loan when banks clutch their pearls and hoard cash like it’s the last slice of pizza.
Renters?
Landlords jack up prices to offset their own losses, so you’re shelling out more for that charming mold-infested studio. Say hello mom’s basement…if she’s lucky enough to not get foreclosed on.
Healthcare?
Companies cut benefits to “streamline costs,” so your co-pay for that sinus infection now rivals a car payment.
And let’s not forget inflation…
Grocery bills skyrocket, turning your weekly shop into a choice between eggs or toilet paper.
Pension funds and 401(k)s that regular folks rely on?
Poof! They’re shrinking faster than a cheap MAGA shirt in the dryer.
Even your cousin’s Etsy side-hustle tanks because no one’s buying crocheted coasters in a recession.
Welcome to the trickle-down dumpster fire, MAGA.
And you only have one man to blame: Donald Trump.
“Overheard at a grocery store by someone waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her was a white man.
Man: “You're in America now. You need to speak English.”
Woman: "Excuse me?"
Man: *very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico.
In America, we speak English.”
Woman: “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.””
Gather round MAGA. It's time
to explain this one more time.
83% of the federal workforce works outside of DC in states all across the country.
In some states, like Alabama and New Mexico, the federal government is the largest employer.
While you are rooting for hardworking Americans to lose their jobs because of "government bloat," remember these Americans are your neighbors, your friends, and maybe even family members.
When people lose their jobs, it creates financial hardship. It increases unemployment payouts. It reduces consumer demand and decreases spend, which hurts local businesses.
That happening on a national scale all across the country impacts the economy.
While saving "billions" in government spend which you'll never see a dime, you will feel the pain of the strain unemployment takes on the economy, coupled with tariffs, and increased cost of goods due to rising inflation.
Congratulations on saving the government money while hurting the lives of average Americans.
Winning. 🇺🇸
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Sometimes I wanna say some real ass shit but then I remember that we’re in a world where you can’t speak your mind because you can be canceled. The fear of speaking your truth is so real. I can’t express my real self because you guys are scary… so I just post porn.
New to porn tip:
Hygiene is one of the most important things to understand about your personal self care before you start porn.
Your body is your main tool for your work now. Invest in taking the best care of it you can. 💯
Eat healthy foods
Exercise regularly
Drink water
Go outside and get 10 to 15 minutes of sun each day.
Your oral hygiene & health are crucial to doing well in porn.
I've put people on my no list for bad oral hygiene, because there is no reason you can't have a clean and healthy mouth when you come to set.
Brush and floss your teeth, brush your gums, brush your tongue, twice a day at the absolute minimum.
Don't just use mouthwash & gum. 😒
Go. To. The. Dentist.
At least once a year at the bare minimum, but I recommend twice a year.
Every moment is a chance for a good or bad first impression. I've seen talent at testing facilities, the grocery store, expos, on set passing each other, etc.
If I can smell your breath when you're introducing yourself to me I will not want to work with you. 🚫