Melissa Williams

Avid movie watcher. music fan, book reader, and rennie. I live in shades of geekdom. she/her

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@OfficialAP36 I have to fly out of an airport for work that requires paper boarding passes. I use that to justify my need to have one for all other airports.

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@AkanaPhenix My brother worked for a pay phone company. His company had phones all over my home state. He programmed our home phone number in as a test number so I would always be able to call home for free.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

You cannot say the baby in the manger was a gift while saying a baby on welfare is a burden.

You cannot praise the family who fled political violence into Egypt while condemning a family who flees political violence into America.

You cannot worship the Jesus who said he came to “set the oppressed free” while supporting policies that oppress people.

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@EricMillegan That’s one of my favorites!

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

I miss New Orleans. Kentucky is wretchedly lonely.

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

In the wake of my father’s death in February, watching @cwnancydrew has been a different experience. Watching @kennedymcmann portray a Nancy going through the grief journey has been so relatable and so comforting. I’m really grateful for her performance.

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@huntakillerinc How important is box number three? I moved in the middle of this subscription and it didn’t get forwarded and customer service won’t respond to emails.

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@MyFavMurder Pigeons are doves, just discount ones 😂

[People @people]

Emily Deschanel and Carla Gallo 'Excited' to 'Reminisce' as They Launch 'Bones' Rewatch Podcast (Exclusive) https://t.co/AthC4EXRfY

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

The welcome center sign says “no overnight parking”. Joe the security guard says “you’re okay until 6 am!”

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

It’s so bittersweet when a home becomes just a house.Adios Louisiana!

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@Etsy Pretty sure I opted out of Father’s Day emails since my dad died in February and I find them very upsetting. Super thrilled to receive this one. 🙄

[Sarah Bee🐝 @BirrelleBee]

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. https://t.co/SZfrtNlDI0

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

Fuck Jazz Fest; it’s Derby, baby.

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

Dear drunk Melissa who loves to shop, please PLEASE stop walking through the French Quarter.

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@kristens42 Look at all of our Rebels friends!

[HeR Interactive @HerInteractive]

👀 e a s t t e g n e l c h b i e

[nej 金肉 ✨ @nejinrou]

ok i translated it for fun. enjoy

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@kristens42 I wa so excited to see him!

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

@CoxHelp We literally just got off the phone with customer service where we were informed they wouldn’t provide assistance unless we rent your equipment, an absolutely illegal business practice - but thanks for the offer. 🙄

[Melissa Williams @WearTheMask]

Guys, if you can get internet from a provider who’s not @CoxComm, do it. They are the absolute worst “provider” I’ve ever had. (Based on how many times my internet goes out a day, they can’t really be called a provider.)
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