Wx Goat

I’m gonna eat your forecast and kick the crap out of your 10-day model runs. And btw your snow maps are useless.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

I eat weather for dinner!

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@WunderCave @DavidTaylorNYC @JoeyHerschman I’m NOT surly.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@DavidTaylorNYC @JoeyHerschman @WunderCave Well you don’t have to get all religious on me.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@DavidTaylorNYC @JoeyHerschman @WunderCave No you didn’t

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman @WunderCave Why does everyone think goats like tweed? We actually prefer groats with beer.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman @WunderCave It took hours to get off that bridge. I’m exhausted. We were looking for Elvis. We didn’t spot him.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman It’s really cool when you see it, right?

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman You don’t see it? Well it takes a goat’s superior eye.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman Those clouds are backwards aren’t they?

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@DavidTaylorNYC @JoeyHerschman @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog Ahem. Adult goats do not bleat. And before you get carried with this stereotypical goat nonsense. Remember I can kick your a$$ from here to Bedford. Dammit. After I’m done with @WeatherGoat report.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman @DavidTaylorNYC @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog That would be Goat City. Where the lights are bright and the goats nap anyway.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman @DavidTaylorNYC @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog I don’t know. I’m a city goat.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@DavidTaylorNYC @WunderCave @JoeyHerschman @BytorNSnowdog Oh I see. Burger and beer with you in the middle. I can eat around anything.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@NWSPodunk I’ve been sleeping on that sensor for years.

[WU Weather Cave @WunderCave]

Cheap way to get a car wash! 🐐 https://t.co/DkLiMjSX8v

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@DavidTaylorNYC @JoeyHerschman @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog Okay, Bub Bub.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@DavidTaylorNYC @JoeyHerschman @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t the first thing that came to mind.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog The Weather Goat has been busy with all this road salting. It’s like herding cats.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@DavidTaylorNYC @JoeyHerschman @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog That’s Weather Goat to you, Bub.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog What can I say? I like it salty.

[Wx Goat @WeatherGoat]

@JoeyHerschman @WunderCave @BytorNSnowdog Always “The” Weather Goat. Never the goat.