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I am a stampede of eloquence.

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@LincolnShepher @Acyn No the fuck he is not, and if you seriously think he actually came close to getting shot, you are literally one of the dumbest fucking people in the entirety of human history.

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@ohsethy No but seriously, why there still isn't some kind of Hot Pocket or other such pouch based hand food that incorporates these ingredients absolutely beggars belief.

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@Kinza1278 A mint, maybe?

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@poe_collector @HunterBiden The ₪64,000 question.

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@AGoldmund They're also a pretty terrible band.

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@DPizzle70 @25YearsAgoLive He's getting food out of his teeth.

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@vintagestuff4 You are correct.

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@captKangol What, like direct one, star in one, or both?

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@hausofdecline Harvey Fierstein as Vegeta?

Sure, why not.

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@kevin_nealon Now I'm wondering if Mr. Subliminal and The Continental have ever appeared in a sketch together.

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@themarinadove Those dudes are like, "Praxis? No, I'm pretty sure you said 'penis'."

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@bajablstdeeznut I know it's missing artichokes.

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@IcyVert Ben Stiller has been ripped for decades. You know who else is surprisingly jacked? Hank Azaria.

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@cryptedcola What if it just looks like an engagement ring, but it's actually the key to a secret armory?

For legal reasons, I'm obligated to inform you that I am not liable for any possible previous, current, or future offers of rings, armories, or any relevant minutiae contained therein.

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@blairebabieXD He's also got the alcohol tolerance of a fucking marmoset.

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@JuMUTANO It deserved way more love than it got when it aired.

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@evek181818 Spend a day on a dating website, there'll be emojis ruined for you that you don't even know exist yet.

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@ThatWeekInSNL Almost every one of them has been in something since that show ended. Also, you left off Artie Lange, but his career trajectory did not flourish as much as I hoped it would for him.

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@_hanatwothree Just make Skittles Vodka.