Wednesday Walton

Born on a Tuesday.

[Wednesday Walton @WednesdayWalton]

Petco was having a “May the 4th” sale today and I took full, slightly overboard, advantage of it

[Unnecessary Roughness @UnnecRoughness]

Locker room celebrations hit different in the opposing locker room

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

IDAHO!!!

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

USA’s Cole Hocker IS COLD BLOODED as he pulls off the MASSIVE UPSET to win Olympic Gold in the 1500m in Paris.

Yared Nuguse took Bronze.

Two Americans haven’t been on the podium of the 1500m at the Olympics since 1912.

USA Middle Distance IS BACK!!!

[jacqueline zegler @jacquelinezegs]

it hurts to see people living your dream (being sponsored by parmesan cheese) (not an olympic silver medal)

[Ashley ❤️‍🔥 @THE13MANUSCRIPT]

Locals: tomorrow is august 1st

Swifties:

[Michael Wester II @mikewazowski_13]

I love the Olympics because I literally knew almost nothing about rugby a day ago and now I’m screaming at my phone watching Ilona Maher stiff arm defenders like she’s the running back for my favorite college football team

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[anamta ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ @triedtruebIue]

they’re at the “who did this to you” stage in their enemies to lovers storyline

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my friend: i really need your advice

me, ordering several things online i can’t afford while eating a block of cheese: yes ofc you’ve come to the right person

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i didn't respond i started cooking a recipe that said it would take 30 minutes and it actually took 40 years

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Two things can be true

1. Everyone on the internet is terrible
2. Repeatedly lying and throwing someone with cancer under the bus for a bad photoshop job made things worse and was INSANE

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

If you didn’t want me to speculate wildly on the whereabouts of a princess then you shouldn’t have made so much of my primary education about a king with six wives

[abby mac🧜‍♀️🔱🦈 @abbygmac]

disney+: are you ready for it?
me:

[aims ⸆⸉ 🦋❤️‍🔥 @shimmeringtay13]

swifties on their way to make the super bowl mojo dojo casa house into their dream house

[🌸 Chelsea Cirruzzo @ChelseaCirruzzo]

me in the passenger seat while my fiancé drives us 5 hours

[reb @rebmasel]

you mean she’s reaching!!!! for something in the distance!!!!! so close she can almost taste it!!!!! releasing her inhibitions!!! FEELING THE RAIN ON HER SKIN????? NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR HER! only she can let it in!! no one else, no one else!