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Been cumming in Tesco value lasagnes since 1969 😤😩🍆💙💕🍒

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We love the incest state banning abortion #wednesdaythoughts

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Oi @CwmbranHigh are you closing the school or what? Need to know if I can get my ass out of bed or not

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LADIES LET’S LUBE #Durex

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Roses are red,
The future of the U.K. is bleak,
#MondayMotivation

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@PyrocynicalTV Really? I thought we lived on one of God’s blue balls.

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I’ll crack your finger if you’re bad but I’ll finger your crack if you’re good

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I’m your nut cracker now be good people otherwise this nut cracker is gonna crack your nuts on Christmas Day.

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You make my pee pee tingle uwu

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If I had to choose between fucking Theresa May or a vegan flat earther I’d choose the vegan flat earther #Brexit

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If my friend has a small pee pee is it gay?

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If the average walking speed is 3.1 miles per hour and the shop is 2 miles away, why has it taken my mom 15 years to come home?

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I have such a big dick #Dick

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Minecraft pickaxe up my bum hole 😩🍑

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You make my Christmas tree turgid 👌🎄

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FUCK ME IN THE ASS JERRY

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@peta does sucking dick count as sucking meat?

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@davidwalliams every time my friend thinks of you she creams.

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@realDonaldTrump Ah fuck off ya daft virgin

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Jingle my bells Santa daddy 😫💦