Mike McEwan

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

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[Dave Turner @mrdaveturner]

I don’t qualify for furloughing rules in my day job so now would be an excellent time to buy my books to entertain you and pay my bills. It’s #1 in Horror Comedy! https://t.co/KHR4mFfpUg

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Trump wants to open up the nation by Easter because he clearly observes Christian holidays. For example, he gave up your grandparents for Lent.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[tori @doritenholm]

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[KONAMI UK @KONAMIUK]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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