Willie Burnside

I'm not big, but I am clever.

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@blandsteve @Ryanair Question Steve. Genuine question. Did you book seats together before check in?

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@currys Question. Why do Currys refuse to comply with The Consumer Act 2015? @TSScot you might be interested.

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@currys Hi. My daughter took delivery of a Toshiba tv 57 days ago. Just out the box and it doesn’t work. Why are Curry’s making her jump through hoops for a replacement. It is Curry’s responsibility not the manufacturer’s. Can someone help please?

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@NoContextBrits Broon sauce. HP preferably.

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@Jonteinspain Let me get this right, and it’s a genuine question, you are complaining about your country being overrun by immigrants, by becoming an immigrant.

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@jet2tweets Hi. I have tried to book some bags on a flight. The payment is pending on my CC but you haven’t added the bags to my booking. Can someone help?

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@AXS_UK Hi. Any idea how long the refund for the Murrayfield Billy Joel concert will take to process? Thanks.

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@KarluskaP Shopping in America will soon be like only being able to shop in the own brand aisle in Tesco.

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@1DebbieKillian @StaceQ712 @KarluskaP Cos it separates the real stuff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 from your stuff.

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@DaddyEtienne @elonmusk Trump wants the glory of being the President that stopped the war. He doesn’t care about Ukrainian lives. Either that or he is as completely unintelligent as he sounds. That discussion would embarrass me if I were American.

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@JohnButlerSport @Ryanair What a load of shite. Dimensions of luggage size allowed for each category are clearly displayed on the booking website. They give you chance after chance to add another piece of hand luggage at a cheaper cost. Suck it up mate.

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@jk_rowling I go out for a pint with guys I knew from school every Friday. I’m 57.

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@NoContextHumans The UK? Us Scots could manage it alone.

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@PerthandKinross Can you confirm you are driving around Milnathort (and other areas presumably) putting warning tickets on parked cars at 21:10 for “parking on a pavement”? Beyond unbelievable. PS. Our street is not adopted and you don’t grit or repair it 🤔.

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@Witterbird84 He knocked out Hassleback tatties at 14. Excellent effort young man.

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#olympics It’s late and I’m thinking about the Olympics ceremony. Has it finished yet is my first thought.

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@MyRockingKidsUK In fact, even your reply took 3 days. I fully expect to be refunded for the express delivery. I’ll be sending items straight back for a refund so thankfully this farce will cost you money.

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@MyRockingKidsUK Hi. Placed an order on Monday. Paid for express delivery (2-3 working days). It’s now Saturday and still no sign. Can you help?

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@MyRockingKidsUK Still waiting. Asked, sorry, paid for express delivery. Wasn’t dispatched until Monday night. That’s 6 working days. Now Royal Mail have made an arse of it. Needed it tomorrow. Terrible service. Wish I had read X before I ordered.

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@SirPuttsalot @klothklicker @emmaloffhagen I see your point. I probably didn’t articulate what I meant very well. What I meant was Americans are derived from all corners of the globe but are so preposterously arrogant they can claim that their version of adopted language is superior to the original. That’s all.