David Woods

*GONK*

[David Woods @Weedleplop]

@Gatwick_Airport all being well I will be travelling home today from Sicily, 6 days late. I have been trying to reach you about the status of my car in the holiday special car park but no-one has answered any of my questions. Please can someone help me regarding my booking?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Checkmate, Nige.

[David Woods @Weedleplop]

@CountBinface Nothing but truth in that flow diagram.
Well played Count.

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@Gatwick_Airport Hi Becki - it seems I can DM you, so that info has been sent. Thanks.

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@Gatwick_Airport my return flight was cancelled and i need to talk to someone about my holiday special car park booking. The website and ‘my Gatwick’ approaches aren’t working. Who do i speak to? Thanks.

[LGBTQ Shrink @DrRonHolt]

This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍⚧️

[David Woods @Weedleplop]

@Gatwick_Airport Hi. I can’t DM as I’m not a premium X user - is there an email i can use?

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@sally_hines More like 'accountant-non'

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@SoozUK it was Cheers for me!

and the serving hatch was peeping over the bannister

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@JaegerDeus @mehdirhasan I believe Trump will be worse for the region. I sympathise with the voters in Michigan who might respond to that by asking 'how?' as it's hard to envisage what 'worse' could possibly look like.
Tho anyone who voted for him as the 'candidate for peace' was deluding themselves.

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@mehdirhasan Oh she sounds LOVELY.

Also, Yeah, we now know that 'Republican voters against trump' consists of about 6 people

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@Punished_Bladey 100% truth! though 'most people' sadly did not include the toxic elements of the fandom, who are unfortunately quite loud.

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@seanapriori @suzylebo @benryanwriter They realise.

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@NateSilver538 Nate, it is gobsmacking that THIS is your 'red line' and not all that 'funding and enabling a genocide' stuff they've been doing the last year.

Look, I get it, this is POTUS doing GOP nonsense. I actually kind of agree, but where did 'going high' get the Dems so far?

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@BankOfAmerica99 @MrPostsGood Clacton’s Labour candidate seemed like a great guy - I’m very disappointed he wasn’t allowed to stand and I think the decision to pull him was a mistake.

But saying that the Clacton seat is ‘one he would have won’ is a big reach.

[Ashok Kumar @comrade_kumar_]

The allegory for our times

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LOOOOOOLLLL

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

"What should I tell my kids" well if your household is so invested in the canon I guess you have to tell them this is the man whose yard Tim Allen died in

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@omgchomp @riotgames BEST life being lived!