Joe

I’m mostly here for the insane hot takes, weird arguments around Catholicism, New Orleans Saints and Miami Marlins

[Joe @Wehback]

This is a good one too

[Bruddahmateo @bruddahmateo]

Gotta go with a classic

[Joe @Wehback]

@davidclowery Judging by the jorts I’m going with 1990

[ABC News @ABC]

A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist ever. https://t.co/emNytcAA74

[Joe @Wehback]

If you’re gonna keep doing this they need to use different names. You can’t just keep calling everything America.

Lake Dolly
Lake Kid Rock
Lake Sanders (after Barry)

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Joe @Wehback]

Ok but he’s missing quite a few. Where’d Truman, Kennedy, Nixon, Eisenhower, Reagan, HW Bush or Dubya?

Also Wilson is great? Cmon now.

*of course he ranked himself the greatest.

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Trump drops Presidential rankings chart:

[Joe @Wehback]

A friend of mine once met Curry. He couldn’t think of anything to say so he blurted out “you’re the reason my brother cries he sees a clown.”

Curry lit a cig and said “I get that all the time.”

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Tim Curry, while filming IT (1990)

[Joe @Wehback]

@OVTweetmarck Insanely insulting to Bobby Bowden. We FSU fans have suffered enough

[Joe @Wehback]

@eigenrobot @AstrosBrain @livvyivvyivvy https://t.co/UFPkHaeg1h

[Joe @Wehback]

I think one of the greatest tricks the devil ever played was convincing women that men loved work and careerism above all else and were selfishly keeping it to themselves.

[Joe @Wehback]

Traumatizing the teacher by having a farting contest that escalates until some kid inevitably poops themselves.

Or a kid will wait until his friend is called on to read aloud and then run to the corner to rip the loudest farts imaginable.

[NBC 7 San Diego @nbcsandiego]

The fart corner gives students a place to pass gas without leaving class — and helps normalize a very normal bodily function. https://t.co/dVsGGaKJiN

[Joe @Wehback]

RIP Legend.

Not too many actors can pull off being effortlessly funny and yet menacing at the same time.

Recently learned he was in the running for the Joker in Batman 89 and again for the animated series. that would have been interesting.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Tim Curry, Outlandish Star of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show,' Dies at 80 https://t.co/APMksF5Gjq

[Joe @Wehback]

It’s going to be a brave new world for trips to the ER.

[RT @RT_com]

LAB PUTS HUMANS in MOTION-CAPTURE SUITS to TEACH ROBOTS ‘POSITIONS’

[Joe @Wehback]

@OVTweetmarck Excuse me. I’ll be in my office Contemplating the noose

[Joe @Wehback]

@ZODIAC_MF They blinked and tried to do an ending where he’s redeemed. The real ending shoulda been him getting his entire family whacked by the cartels.

[Joe @Wehback]

@eigenrobot I think the first half of the Silmarillion is his attempt at this

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[Joe @Wehback]

@RantyAmyCurtis It’s filler. It’s used by restaurants to skimp out on the items people like.

[Joe @Wehback]

@jarvis_best Oh so this is Calvin ball. I get it. Kinda.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school, she built hospitals and bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert once met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

[Joe @Wehback]

Ya know some exec said they’d like to see a return to old timey Halloween costumes. Meaning Dracula or Frankenstein.

But the clueless interns Googled old timey costumes and decided to go with minstrel show.

[Target News @TargetNews]

An apology from us: We pulled an offensive Halloween costume that should never have been part of our assortment. It is no longer for sale. As a company, we got this wrong, and we are deeply sorry. We know this is especially hurtful for our Black guests, team members and partners. Removing the costume is an important first step, and the company is looking closely at how this happened and what needs to change to ensure this won’t happen again.

[Joe @Wehback]

I will say it is funny that the people he’s kissed up to his whole career want him to die because he’s Jewish. Meanwhile the people he’s shit on for 20 yrs will defend him.

[Joe @Wehback]

Oh good this unfunny asshole is back. Yay

[Sony Pictures UK 🎬 @SonyPicturesUK]

Yo, Ali G has a massiv announcement - trailer drops TOMORROW. #AliGWhoIzI