Lizard King

“talks too much, disturbs other classmates, acts out inappropriately”

[🧏🏽‍♀️ @4theloveoflily]

you tell people you go to community college & they be like “there’s nothing wrong w that” bitch i didn’t say anything was wrong w it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

How do u get anything done w that set up

[Conor Bronsdon @ConorBronsdon]

I aspire to achieving my gf's work from home vibe

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

CMIYGL, My Turn, Alfredo, The Melodic Blue

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

whats one hip hop album that released this decade that will be considered a classic in the future?

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

The amount of jokes I make to myself on a daily basis I can write a book

[Stirling Cooper @StirlingWisdom]

How to boost your testosterone naturally:

1. Cut excess fat
2. Don’t get too low of a body fat %
3. Take Vitamin D and zinc
4. Reduce stress
5. Sleep
6. Reduce consumption of alcohol
7. Lift weights

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

@channnler The inner thigh is worse tho

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

@Car0linejessica 💚 I love you

[CALVIN RIDLEY @CalvinRidley1]

I bet 1500 total I don’t have a gambling problem

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

His attitude, his cadence, his aggressive delivery is top tier

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

Get Rich or Die Tryin easily top 5 hardest rap albums of all time

[Michael Fulwiler @MichaelFulwiler]

The best way to appreciate social workers is to pay them more.

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

@bauermarshall Congratulations!! One day at a time my friend, that’s amazing news

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

@allisonobiwan I have my card in NJ. It’s a bit tedious and takes a couple months but it’s worth it

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

The drums on Hate Being Sober… YIKES

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

Always forget that Patiently Waiting was on Get Rich or Die Tryin’…. YIKES

[Lizard King @Weinberg1Collin]

Thank you @tylerthecreator for making gender neutral fragrance. My girlfriend and I both used it on Valentines Day. This fragrance reminds me of being in an open grass field. See you at Madison Square Garden!