Soju Boi Tell ‘Em

Es war immer Weißbrot. 1/4 der Krabbenmenschen. 1/4 von blaugrün mannschaft vier.

[Soju Boi Tell ‘Em @cakemuscles]

….starter car? I’ve contained my rage for as long as possible. But I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves!!!!! BE GONE VILE MAN, BE GONE FROM ME!!

[Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn]

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN suppressed Remington 11-87 popcorn dispenser

[cream drizzyクリームのドリップ @shrampmannne]

RIP to the McDonald's honey label design, after surviving decades of brand-wide style changes it finally succumbed to corporate flat in the last 5 years
You were too pure for this world.

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️

I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.

To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.

The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.

More of the journey to come.

Love,

Divock Origi

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Dustin @Dust_Vikings]

The real Madden 27 cover we needed

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Belinder @_bubblxs]

Hendo really ate with that shuffle icl

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Feels like a good time to remind everyone that TNT used Klopp lifting the Champions League in an Arsenal graphic because they’ve never won it 😌

[Bart @UtdBart]

How poetic that these mugs didn’t concede a single penalty all season until the UCL final, and then lost on penalties too.

The football Gods cooked with this script 🙏🏼

[Paxton Road 🎯 @PaxtonRoadUpper]

This couldn’t have happened to a bigger cheating smug fucking cunt from any club in the world

[🐾 @elsdawg]

they can’t post Declan Rice cos he’d be in a Chelsea shirt 🤣

[𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒔 @nugss_]

LOL.

[Thrasher Magazine @thrashermag]

As I write this, the reality still hasn’t fully set in. It was less than a month ago that Marc came to San Jose to hang out. He was sober, healthy, and full of life. We had a blast reminiscing about the old days. He seemed genuinely excited about the future. He even extended his ticket by a couple of days so he could explore some of the old haunts around San Jose.
When it came time to drop him off at the airport, he handed me an envelope. I waited until I got home to open it. Inside was a three-page list of his hopes and dreams for the future. Never in a million years did I imagine that less than a month later, he would be gone.
I met Marc when he was 17. I watched him achieve all his skateboard dreams, and I sat next to him at the Away Days premiere—only to later watch his career fall apart. I still don’t understand why my friend is gone at 49 years old. I don’t know why he chose to come visit me. Was there some bigger purpose to it, or was he looking for closure?
Marc was a genius and a tortured soul. He told me he wanted to be remembered for his skateboarding, not for his failures or shortcomings. He was just a poor kid from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, who grew up in a trailer at the end of a dirt road. Yet he made it out, traveled the world, and touched so many lives. He will live on through the video parts that nobody can recreate. He gave opportunities to people who might never have had a chance otherwise.
Without a shadow of a doubt, Marc Johnson was the single most influential person in my life. Everything he did was art. He was endlessly creative and always tried to elevate his friends and everyone around him. He opened doors for guys like me and Jerry, and single-handedly put San Jose back on the map. Marc had the golden touch—whether it was on a skateboard, creating brands, or developing ad campaigns.
Marc Johnson passed away today. He was one of the most talented and creative people to ever step on or off a skateboard.
- Louie Barletta

[wyabt @wy4bt]

dying at how rick ross was saying some real shit and then his fat ass got hungry mid-verse