Jeremy X. Halpern

The Head Weirdo - Creator of Alternate Realities

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@TripppleSeven7 Was the engine loose? Because "loosing" is not a word.

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@CiCiYouLaterTTV You are describing my relationship with broadcasting on the Internet for the last 30 years https://t.co/RPgiqMSXMm

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@JoyceCarolOates The big climax with the UFO landing is worth it imho - when the alien (voiced by himself) instructs Woody to "do mankind a service" with "Tell Funnier Jokes" I actually get choked up...

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@SantiTorAI Apple is still the leader because the problem is Windows. The greatest hardware in the world can't fix the stupidity of Microsloth's lame-ass OS.

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@MJMcKean https://t.co/kYyYZZHCAI

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@nlyonne I always feel this way...

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For those who might feel it, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfptbX3 episode 2518 - Speculative Exuberance https://t.co/sCgx54YL9P

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For those who twist it, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfptbX3 episode 2517 - Twizzle Flicks https://t.co/TTHyjNX3jO

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@FretlessMonster Easily answered on my TV show since I am the Head Weirdo. https://t.co/d74tt4dPNU

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Unstuck In Time - the hit single from https://t.co/NFHPfptbX3 episode 2516 (Fancy Postulate): https://t.co/0oGh6gY6mm

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For those with pet theories, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfpsE7v episode 2516 - Fancy Postulate https://t.co/Vfo2cz0RyH

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For those who are still with us, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfptbX3 episode 2515 - Open All the Doors https://t.co/h5Q9Hc5ki2

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For those who see the big picture, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfptbX3 episode 2514 - Contextualization https://t.co/CGqLkYapSz

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For those who keep on going, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfpsE7v episode 2513 - Trudge https://t.co/l89CzFcaAK

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For those who are on their way, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfpsE7v episode 2512 - Testimonial Destination https://t.co/kuWPKKYiio

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In memoriam, here's Tom Lehrer's "I Hold Your Hand in Mine" (from https://t.co/NFHPfpsE7v episode 2114) https://t.co/SWXhz3E9N9

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For those who inhaled, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfpsE7v episode 2511 - Phlogiston https://t.co/BRtPgarsFA

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For those who are measuring, here's: https://t.co/NFHPfpsE7v episode 2510 - Perfect Conditions https://t.co/97ZSQly51w

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We're All Gonna Die (Finale from "The Etiquette of Death") https://t.co/5FIe1OQDXu