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#BlackLivesMatter #slavaukraini I Stand With Ukraine 🇺🇦/A DM does not make mistakes, only unintended possibilities.

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@MoseyDm Trying to start the session, when any of them open their mouths, when they come up with "a plan", when they first meet an NPC, when they get to a shop and are told they have to pay. I have more but I won't bore you.

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@MoseyDm Mine is that you have to make a CON saving throw when something gruesome happens to see if you puke or not

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@thiseffingm Congratulations!!!! This is exciting and you should be happy!!

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@shelfyre

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@Role_Play_Chat

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Instead of telling people that I'm "multi-tasking" I just say that I'm half-assing two tasks because I couldn't be bothered to whole-ass either of them. It's a more honest picture of what's going on.

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@BardRockCafe Absolutely!!! What a fun challenge!

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@DnDBones I would 100% be down for that.

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@symatt

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@symatt Yes! I've done it before and it can be a lot of fun.

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@LuluinWa

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Hot take: all pets have Stockholm syndrome...

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@MoseyDm

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Hey @DIRECTV what's going on with your Sunday Ticket streaming service? I hope you're planning on refunding your users for this week. Unbelievable.

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It's finally #dnd night! It's been a while since our last session and that one ended in pure chaos. Boss fight in the opening few minutes of the session? Yes please!

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As a DM, do you ever deviate off your plans and do something new on the fly because you just thought of it and it sounded cool???
#BehindTheScreen #DND #TTRPG

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@EverythingMimic Oh yeah. Some of my favorite sessions are because I did just this thing and let the story play out. This recently happened in my Tuesday group and now there's a lich that possessed the bard through a cursed ring and the bard cut his own hand off to remove said ring. It was chaos.

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@Dungeonlibrary Gin and tonic was invented by British officers returning from India who got used to putting quinine in their water to prevent malaria. So yes, gin and tonic is medicinal.

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RT if you’d rather be playing dungeons and dragons

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@ExtrillTheKing Winning tweet for the night right here.